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So you Junior Mengeles weren't content with your cockapoos and beagadors and pugadoodles and now you've graduated to full-on monstrosities like giant two-mouthed pit bulls and sideways husky-terriers. Disgusting. At least Dr. Moreau had the decency to keep his abominations locked away on an island. Comments/Enlarge | See all


It’s hard to go wrong with rockabilly. The accessories are subdued and not tacky, the rules haven’t changed for 40 years, and you hardly ever run into any fat ones. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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"Look dude, I just want to say I'm sorry about dropping that anvil on you in front of Lisa. We cool?"

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Anonymous, on Nov 19, 2009 wrote:
I think homey is afraid dude will take his napsack
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2009 wrote:
hey shorty (2 below). no one cares about how short or tall you are. obviously you do though. grow up (no pun intended).
tallywacker, on Nov 18, 2009 wrote:
"spot the virgin"

uh... both?
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2009 wrote:
fuck you short people haters... your just mad that no one likes tall people anymore
Anonymous, on Nov 17, 2009 wrote:
spot the virgin
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2009 wrote:
take off your scarf you live in california or soemthing .
Violence, on Nov 13, 2009 wrote:
the guy on the left reminds me of the dude from Sneaker Pimps
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2009 wrote:
The short chubster should not be wearing that scarf around his neck cause now it looks like he has no neck.
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2009 wrote:
PS: that caption is what we used to call spaz. Yuk
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2009 wrote:
In that scarf the chubby one is lucky to be alive. But the dude on the left is the do in this pic. Check out the wrists. Yo, do-dude!
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
the fat one probably will never know that his كوفية is a symbol of Palestinian heritage due to its color, fu-kin "indie" retard.
kenada, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
Adrien Brody and Rainn Wilson have both had finer hours.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
Can’t fucking stand keffiyeh
jonpeven, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote:
+50 pts to TerribleOne
Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote:
The short chubby guy looks both uncomfortable and out of place. It looks like the other guy is preping him for "going in"
Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote:
is that dwight schrute on the right?
Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote:
FAIL! if yoyu dont get the Caption!!!
Anonymous, on Nov 3, 2009 wrote:
who the fuck is Lisa?
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote:
naw, i’m going to fuck you up really bad.
daddybourbon, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote:
WELCOME TO GUIDO BEACH
fatbaby, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote:
is that mystery without his patented girl attracting hat-mess?
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote:
lol
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote:
to explain the caption, the anvil squashed him and made him short and stumpy like that, just like in cartoons.
Anonymous, on Nov 1, 2009 wrote:
walking pork sausage and his meth addict cousin
TerribleOne, on Nov 1, 2009 wrote:
"plz explain caption"

Lol. they are saying that the tall guy is really strong because he can pick up an anvil. i dont even know why the other dude is in the photo. he doesnt relate to the caption
Anonymous, on Nov 1, 2009 wrote:
Nah, guy on the right is normal height but just a little bit plump, the giant on the left is nine feet tall, I can tell as I flipped the picture over and his jeans are 34W 58L.
malathion, on Nov 1, 2009 wrote:
sorry , i didn’t mean to presume that all ass suckers are gay , or whatever your fetish is anonymous .
Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2009 wrote:
I LOUVE VICE 1900- INFINITY 2000
Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2009 wrote:
I LUV VICE 2006
Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2009 wrote:
I LOVE YOU VICE 2009
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