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When Seth doesn’t pull off his aggressive BMX tricks correctly, his crew boss makes him eat a whole jar of peanut butter with his hands. It’s called doing a Puck. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Look, it’s been a long week. If you need me I’ll be down at the park having a couple Buds with Professor Barnabus P. Galaxicon and his Splendiferous Brain-O-Scope. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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The problem with stalkers is anything you do to freak them out their brains can just convert into a fetish and turn back against you. It's like trying to turn off Akira.

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Anonymous, on Nov 19, 2009 wrote:
Faaaaaaaaahrrrrrrrrrrrt.
Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2009 wrote:
akira, nice one.
noiseZ13000, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
is that fab from the strokes
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
"... literally quilted from those tiny strips of flesh that surround the immediate vicinity of the asshole."

poetry, pure poetry
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
you seen the price of cigs lately? STFU!
Anonymous, on Nov 3, 2009 wrote:
Great skin.
Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2009 wrote:
KaDeWeeeeeeee!!!
Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
i dont get the akira reference
Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2009 wrote:
You’re not helping the case for tobacco. Is there anything not fucking worthless about it?
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
she’s just really desperate for a ciggie. i do it all the time
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
hehehehe
TerribleOne, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
She is presenting herself
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
i don’t understand this caption.
malathion, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
what parts of a cow are left over after you’ve processed every sellable bit of it is what this jacket is made out of - it is literally quilted from those tiny strips of flesh that surround the immediate vicinity of the asshole . second only to the eelskin wallet for it’s unique and immediately recognizable shitiness.
wtevs, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
whose stalking who!
tammy faye, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
looks like she’s taking a dump in the woods. except... she’s not.
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
picking up butts is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
nice slacks
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
so many confusing things going on here.
smokey robinson crusoe, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
she has stalkers? i highly doubt that.
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
i’m from eastern europe though
ha-aha
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
i did shit like that like last week or something
motherfucker didn’t finish his cig and i needed one
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
TETSUOOOOOOO!
tallywacker, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
picking up butts off the ground is for bums and crusties (little difference, i know).
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
is this a trough urinal? what the hell is that guy doing?
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
is this 94 or not? hard to tell since the leather patchwork thing has unfortunately come back to haunt my vision.
The Host, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
I gotta say I’m a little confused by the caption and a lot confused by the photo.
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
?
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
tan pants with underwear lines, oh dear.

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