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Everybody's got their dicks in a knot about Chinese bootleggers and how they're ruining our movies but I think they did a pretty good job with "Oh God!"

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Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote:
The Time-Space Continuum can be a bitch.
Violence, on Nov 12, 2009 wrote:
a perfect blend of miyagi + lagerfeld
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote:
lol
captain cheesepuff, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
this guy could teach mr. miyagi a few things about how to pick up the ladies, and i’m not talking about hilary swank in "the next karate kid."
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
the old suit/tie swap... yawn.

wow.
fartface, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
Awwww he’s so cute! Me so chinese!!!
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
Now this is style
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
never saw it
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
he’s a hoarder
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
Whats with the Ginger guy taking the photo? I sure wouldn’t want to be sitting next to him on a plane!
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
wonder where he pokes that Chinatown Rocket
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
chinese people can’t dress. (hocks loogie)
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
he’s so happy though...
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
like a dressed up marmoset
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
gimmie dim sum dick
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
if god is chinese i’m going to be very very upset
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
i wonder how many americans and french he wasted back in Nam.
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
I don’t know how he did that, matching up the pattern so perfectly you can barely tell it’s not a one-piece.
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
GOOD CAPTION FOR A CHANGE
malathion, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
that guy probably has a tiger ball tonic before he rolls out and goes fucking 12 year old peasant girls all day , and then caps the night off with a black rhinoceros horn herbal infused tea .
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
if i looked like this everyday i’d have a perma-stiffy too.
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
at least he’s not half-assing it with the jammies. those are some SERIOUS FUCKING JIM JAMS.
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
if this is this bro’s everyday outfit, i’d like to see him all dressed up.
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
this is my dream grandpa
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
That’s Ling Lim Manicotti! Half Chinese Half Italian...lives between chinatown and lil italy, sells congee and baked ziti on the same plate!
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
dude. why is his dick hard?
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
wait a minute, this guy is totally the one who yells absurdities in mandarin on a megaphone
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
those are some ugly kicks
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
chinamen love
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