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I never dreamt the mascot for Mean Grape Colon Cleanser would be something I’d wish was my weird German aunt.

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Anonymous, on Nov 22, 2009 wrote:
warsaw!!
Anonymous, on Nov 22, 2009 wrote:
yes
Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote:
"i bet you her asshole tastes of popsicles."

Do they come in rancid butter flavor?
Anonymous, on Nov 17, 2009 wrote:
DAT BAG
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2009 wrote:
anna wintour
gnarwhal, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
she looks like a clockwork orange extra.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
mannish
Silent Running, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote:
The likelihood that there’s a room in her house dedicated to BDSM is roughly 89%.
Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2009 wrote:
tootsie!
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
"Thank Christian Lacroix for this DO! Every old woman should take her cues from french fashion houses on their last season."

Last Season ?

How about a decades old classic ?


*rolleyes*
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
"How hard is it to find some fucking purple shoes/glasses?"

Hey porkcolourtan face

That would make the outfit lame
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
...but anyway, there is this tiny probability Germaunts would travel to different places like neighbouring countries especially if they are this awesome (the aunts or countries, either way). I don’t see a problem with that
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
Before Poland will become German (or Russian, either way)the US of A will already have become Spanish except for Chicago
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
“motherfukers can’t tell between polish and german”

Someone already addressed this issue.
“Don’t worry. Someday it will all be in German again, or Russian. Either way.”
TerribleOne, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
How hard is it to find some fucking purple shoes/glasses?
anonymouse, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
something tells me my tolerance for her is directly correlated to how much she speaks.
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
she is peng !
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
i LOVE her!
Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2009 wrote:
"he looks like shes horny!"

shapeshifter ?
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote:
I love this woman
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote:
love it or hate it girls, you’ll be lucky to look like this crack stick when you turn 80
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote:
motherfukers can’t tell between polish and german
ha-ha
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote:
I love that "your’e a fucking moron" look she has on her face.
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote:
Thank Christian Lacroix for this DO! Every old woman should take her cues from french fashion houses on their last season.
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote:
Holy Shit! I thought Joan Crawford was dead! This is what happened to Baby Jane!
alligator123, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote:
i think i’m in love. she’s cute!!
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote:
nice rack lady
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote:
"German? All the writing in the background is in Polish, you dingdongs."

Don’t worry. Someday it will all be in German again, or Russian. Either way.
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote:
I bet she looks hot naked...(on a sidenote nice Botox sing in the Background)
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote:
German? All the writing in the background is in Polish, you dingdongs.
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