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Suicide gets better with age (the band).

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ghostfingers, on Nov 13, 2009 wrote:
i hope you’re joking
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2009 wrote:
there’s a band called age? shitty name...
Anonymous, on Nov 3, 2009 wrote:
i’m pretty sure that the suicide things isnt supposed to patronize old people, the old women looks like fucking martin rev
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
These Swedish do’s and dont’s are just pure shite.
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
man these cool old woman are SUPER!!! "when I am old I shall wear purple."
Vice, for awhile I hated you but coming back, but recognizing the steely fashion sense of silver foxes is truly dedication to real, experienced fashion.
alligator123, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote:
i always want to kick these people
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
frankie put the gun to his head...frankie’s dead!
Alex.., on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
Clearly you just can’t appreciate a witty joke about senior citizens, and band names. Oh and suicide.
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
It’s so awesome and edgy to patronize senior citizens. Who says that humor is difficult?

I don’t actually think that anyone has said that.
Mont Mado Bambaataa, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
Terminator X
Silent Running, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
Spike Jonze?
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
this is a man. unless it isn’t.
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
MARTIN REV dude..where is Alan Vega?
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
i work with him
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
She doesn’t give one flying fuck whatever you think. I aspire to be like this. So over everything that every little thing in the world makes your day.
malathion, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
fucking berets . yeah ,she’s pretty cool for being a few months out from becoming a corpse .
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
motherfuckers, what the fuck you know bout anything?
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
she’s on the way back down. in two years she’ll be having even more fun and her imagination will work in neon and feathers again.
anonymouse, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
i can’t wait til i’m old enough that my mom’s dead and i don’t have to worry about stepping on cracks either!
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
thanks. now i have vertigo.
poozer, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
now i’m really confused. which is it? man or woman or dried-up swampthing?
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
for all we know this is a front and he secretly beats people with those crutches
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
oh god, how long do you think does it take him to do anything?
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
she’s even got a microcassette recorder around her neck in case she forgot where she parked her crutches.
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
his beret is clutch
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
i just hope that when i get this old i still go out
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
safety first!
skidmarx, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
if i ran shit, bruce springsten and the e street band would follow her everywhere she went playing "glory days" over and over.
factorygirlwarhol, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
i guess when you have two crutches other precautions need to be taken.
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
i think this man is going to singlehandedly make these hideous day glo vests fashionable.

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