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This girl’s real actual name is Angel Butts.

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Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2009 wrote:
I bet she gives great head.
ghostfingers, on Nov 13, 2009 wrote:
shut up. it’s a don’t caption, not the fucking sat.
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2009 wrote:
Her ’real actual name’? Redundancy much?
Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
I am the president of cameroon. This is my wife, she has bore me 12 children. I am invading the offices of "viceland.com" tomorrow to capture and torture those responsible for this insult to my name.
Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
nice gift wrap but the present isn’t that great.
sketchballer, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
how many times do you think this girl has watched the crow?
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2009 wrote:
look at those upper thighs. gaaag.
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2009 wrote:
i would pull up her dress a bit
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
i would not have sex with this geisha
Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
eww
what did she use, baby powder and period blood as make up?
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
"why not just put D&Ds on hold until you have new material... no one cares about 94 anymore... we’ve moved on, so should Vice... you just need one reader left to send one 2009 photo and everything will be okay again..."

Oh no! You had to endure one week of free entertainment that didn’t suit you! Did you make it! Please let us know you’re all right so we can stop worrying.
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
Exsqueeze me, but all of y’all wouldn’t recognize true awesomeness if she were to bite you. She’s FLY.
daffo, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
KORN fan.
Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2009 wrote:
You guys are slippin
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote:
why not just put D&Ds on hold until you have new material... no one cares about 94 anymore... we’ve moved on, so should Vice... you just need one reader left to send one 2009 photo and everything will be okay again...
Grant, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
"i bet there’s one black spider web covering up that crusty patchouli vag"

Please... She doesn’t wear patchouli. She wears embalming fluid.
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote:
wouldn’t she be lovely on your wedding night...
daddybourbon, on Oct 19, 2009 wrote:
marylin manson took a shit one day and named it Angel Butts.
Anonymous, on Oct 19, 2009 wrote:
she’ll look more alive in her casket than she does right now.
daddybourbon, on Oct 19, 2009 wrote:
kick the dust out of her head
Anonymous, on Oct 19, 2009 wrote:
she’s skewing a little "jonbenet ramsey’s mom"
alligator123, on Oct 19, 2009 wrote:
i bet there’s one black spider web covering up that crusty patchouli vag
Anonymous, on Oct 19, 2009 wrote:
that’s ugly and I’d of thought so back then
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2009 wrote:
I bet she’s mormon.
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2009 wrote:
whitest girl alive, she sucks
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
THIS IS GIVING ME flashbacks to vidcon rpgs that co-opted western religion, someone tell me they know what’s up.
DoubleJ, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
at some point in time, to look like this was the thing
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
I’d love to get a whiff of her Angel Butt. I’m droolin over here!
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
hairline recedes, stockings up to its knees, nigga please the bitch got herpes
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
where the bun for them sausages?
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