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We love these East Village tweakers who broadcast public-access TV shows from their mother’s living room in Alphabet City. They are the real New York, and the neighborhood would suck without them. Never go away, Crimson Bernie!

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Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2009 wrote:
If he REALLY IS A TWEAKER BROADCASTING FROM HIS MOM’S LIVING ROOM then he rocks.

But he’s probably a humanities professor??
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
i like that old beeper attached to his belt
Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
I love being told what the real New York is by a bunch of millionaires from Canada.
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote:
"I’ll huff, and I’ll puff and I’ll blow."
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote:
Little Red Striding Good.
daddybourbon, on Oct 19, 2009 wrote:
WEINER DOG!!
Anonymous, on Oct 18, 2009 wrote:
Moon Martin?
Anonymous, on Oct 18, 2009 wrote:
rocking a beeper, natch.
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
the real new york ahahaha
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:

Ha ha. I wonder what this darling "East Village tweaker" looks like these days.

google "Faces of Meth" and find out... if he’s not already dead.
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
i’d beat his ugly face and steal his boots
enstigator, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
willem defoe is definitely playing him in the feature length.
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
i’d kiss that sharpie
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
how fucking awesome would it be to page your guy and he shows up at your door?
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
it’s strawberry shortcake’s creepy uncle, popyercherry charlie.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
damn he has a really sharp penis.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
that’s some serious gingertude right there.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
on some planets red = freedom&freedom, on our planet it = leftwing commies.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
Oh I am so loving these 94 dos & donts...a pager....
buttplug , on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
Now that’s what I call a hardcore grapher, thank god mums of the botox!
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
The people i would kill to have hair half as nice as this gods
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
fucking RAD! this is life man!
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
next page please
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
i think it’s high time we bring back the bumper sticker lanyards.
megabreath, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
the pager makes it work. and the boots. and the glasses. and him being underneath it all.
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
i didn’t know man bangs were invented yet in 1994.
malathion, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
he looks like lou reed , only gayer .
LawOfficesof Johnston, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
Redheads in the media!!!!!!!
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
Crimson Bernie’s gone.
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
hold on, someone’s paging me.
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