Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa. Not trying to tell you what you can and can’t do with that face, but maybe you should leave the tricycling through the Red Light district in a raincoat to someone a shade less skeezy. Right now you’re making my ass clench so hard I’m worried my next dump will be glass.Comments/Enlarge |
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Wow, you don't see most people's corpses at their wall memorial. Usually it’s just some flowers and those candles with saints on the side and maybe a mural of them on the bike that killed them.Comments/Enlarge |
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It’s hard to go wrong with rockabilly. The accessories are subdued and not tacky, the rules haven’t changed for 40 years, and you hardly ever run into any fat ones.
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2009 wrote: Rockabillies are fundamentally fat. maybe not in ’94, but fifteen years can do alot to you. and their accessories are about as tacky and overpriced as one can imagine. enough of the dice, spades, leopard print and cherries. you all look like goddamn clones in your liqour brand shit. and most of them have never heard of Gene Vincent or Eddie Cochran... ramble ramble, bitch, moan, complain... done now.
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2009 wrote: this is everything that was sexy and right about the 90s
Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote: when people now say that women from that time had meat on them their actually orrect
they werent fat, but they had the bodies of normal women, not like models today.
Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote: awww creepers. =)
"are you fucking kidding me? They’re almost always fat"
"You go stand in the corner and pout, while the rest of us that get the joke high five each other."
what joke?
do you mean the caption ?
what the hell.
Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote: cute bag tho
Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote: since when were creepers not tacky?
duck duck goose, on Oct 29, 2009 wrote: do those glasses do anything? they’re slivers.
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote: look at her bod! this girl is bangin
fight2giveup, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote: hahahaha, remember when that wasn’t tacky? God, its sooooo terrible now.
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote: "What are you talking about rockabilly is often fat. It’s fat women with shitty betty page bangs that say "you know pin-up models had some meat on them""
You go stand in the corner and pout, while the rest of us that get the joke high five each other.
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote: rocakbilly chicks are eternal lardasses who always block the way and look like drag queens when they shave their eyebrows
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote: "the only thing that sucks is her hair, change that for the times and she’s good to go"
Gawd, you need some serious education when it comes to style
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote: the only thing that sucks is her hair, change that for the times and she’s good to go
dat waist
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote: What are you talking about rockabilly is often fat. It’s fat women with shitty betty page bangs that say "you know pin-up models had some meat on them"
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote: She’s hot. Put her in today’s clothing and she’s still hot.
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote: "I would have thought this chick was lame in ’94 plz bleevit"
yup
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote: Don’t
The essentials have changed... Hot Topicised Walmart versionsare not... hot
fail
Joe Doomsday, on Oct 19, 2009 wrote: Rock-A-Billy is nothing but the Skinhead Retiree look.
daddybourbon, on Oct 19, 2009 wrote: penis, partying, pretty boys, pills, this bitch.
Róisín, on Oct 17, 2009 wrote: That’s just horrible. And the fat ones, we call them ’Orcabillies’.
chuckie jesus, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote: awww, i used to have a pair of creepers back then, too
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote: esther, frank, patchie, hoochie
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote: most rock-a-billys I’ve seen in my town are fat alcoholics who have an identity crisis. Clinging onto their teenage look well into their 40s. It is really quite pathetic.. watching them "enjoy" that cigarette. Douches!
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote: "are you fucking kidding me? They’re almost always fat"
You go stand in the corner and pout, while the rest of us that get the joke high five each other.
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote: Thems was the days.
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote: "hardly run into any fats ones?" are you fucking kidding me? They’re almost always fat
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote: thats my grandaughter.
fatbaby, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote: it’s not just the tits. it’s the waist line. hi hips, nice to meet you, I’m vincent bonerface.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote: BROTHEL CREEPERS...
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote: was that rockabilly in ’94? When did it become such a fuckin’ costume party?
