What the fuck are you glowering about? If that sexball let me put my freckly hands all over her person I'd be doing dances with her that make Skeritt Boy look like a tree-sloth who hates sex, not getting into staring problems with every other guy in the room. I guess heavy hangs the face that wears the tits.Comments/Enlarge |
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They can repeat any dialogue from any DVD boxset ever released in the history of sitting on the couch and merging disgustingly into the same sweaty delivery pizza sweating, cat litter stinking, 8 years into this and still no kids, crazed relationship of a catastrophe of disappointment.Comments/Enlarge |
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When did CBGB get taken over by roided-out rock ’n’ roll tourists? It’s become like Extreme Planet Hollywood, and I fear for its future if it carries on like this.
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote: a rush of blood to the nips.
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote: awwww how cute! he just emerged from his steroid cocoon!
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote: he JUST LOVES that meth just can’t get enough! so cute!
fartface, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote: LMAO this guy is hiiiilarious!!! Wonder where he now! Oh god, don’t wanna know.
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote: The inventor of vice now unveils his face…
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote: Hey, Ron!
daddybourbon, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote: holy shit i see alf!
lazy eyez killa, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote: his torso looks just like alf. no, really. look at it.
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote: it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile but this guy obviously enjoys using as many muscles as possible.