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What the fuck are you glowering about? If that sexball let me put my freckly hands all over her person I'd be doing dances with her that make Skeritt Boy look like a tree-sloth who hates sex, not getting into staring problems with every other guy in the room. I guess heavy hangs the face that wears the tits. Comments/Enlarge | See all


They can repeat any dialogue from any DVD boxset ever released in the history of sitting on the couch and merging disgustingly into the same sweaty delivery pizza sweating, cat litter stinking, 8 years into this and still no kids, crazed relationship of a catastrophe of disappointment. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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When did CBGB get taken over by roided-out rock ’n’ roll tourists? It’s become like Extreme Planet Hollywood, and I fear for its future if it carries on like this.

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Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote:
President of the Agnostic Front fan club.
Anonymous, on Nov 17, 2009 wrote:
shaun is that you?
Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2009 wrote:
i wonder what his shoulder scars from. only good thing
Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2009 wrote:
"Dude is wearing a fitted cap before they were cool."

Um, no

After


Do you remember the 70’s ?
Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2009 wrote:
scary

would like to see his thoughts

What I don’t miss from the 90’s.... is those fucking jeans
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2009 wrote:
meh the caption writer’s just jealous-
Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote:
Dude is wearing a fitted cap before they were cool.
Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
"When did CBGB get taken over by roided-out rock ’n’ roll tourists?"

-In like 1978.
Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2009 wrote:
Oh shit, where did all of Harley Flanagan’s tattoos go?!
Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2009 wrote:
Omg Laser Eyes, totally a DO xB
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote:
thats a big fucking scar on his shoulder
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
"Muscles eventualy turn to fat if you don’t carry on working out for the rest of your life."

Muscles atrophy but they do not turn to fat.
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
Muscles eventualy turn to fat if you don’t carry on working out for the rest of your life.
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote:
holy grossmeout! look at the spider veins on the girl’s shoulder!
daddybourbon, on Oct 19, 2009 wrote:
greasy guido
Anonymous, on Oct 18, 2009 wrote:
Omg Laser Eyes, totally a DO xB
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2009 wrote:
hey Ron!
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
nice hat!
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
rapist
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
I didn’t know Mickey Rourke was pulling off the whole Bullet thing in ’94
tammy faye, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
"Hey, Ron!"

awesome.
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
a rush of blood to the nips.
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
awwww how cute! he just emerged from his steroid cocoon!
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
he JUST LOVES that meth just can’t get enough! so cute!
fartface, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
LMAO this guy is hiiiilarious!!! Wonder where he now! Oh god, don’t wanna know.
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
The inventor of vice now unveils his face…
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
Hey, Ron!
daddybourbon, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
holy shit i see alf!
lazy eyez killa, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
his torso looks just like alf. no, really. look at it.
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile but this guy obviously enjoys using as many muscles as possible.
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