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How would you rather spend eternity: listening to Doors fans sob over the alcoholic loser you got buried next to or continually pushing a rock up a hill only to have it roll back down at the top EVERY FUCKING TIME. We’ll take the boulder.

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Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2009 wrote:
why is everyone hating on the doors so much? can’t we just look back and remember them as a silly thing we liked when we were younger and laugh? it’s the people who don’t get over them who are annoying
tallywacker, on Nov 18, 2009 wrote:
yeah, i also like picking my nose and chip and dale rescue rangers when i was little. what’s your point?
Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2009 wrote:
you know you ALL liked the doors when you were younger. so what its annoying now but you still liked it and so did i
Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2009 wrote:
"these days if someone says they like the doors i leave as quickly as possible and try hard to stop thinking about smashing their fucking heads in"

So someone can’t like the Doors now? Go smash your own fucking head in you dumb piece of shit.
Anonymous, on Nov 3, 2009 wrote:
hey everyone stop saying the doors are shit. i loved listening to the doors when i was growing up. these days if someone says they like the doors i leave as quickly as possible and try hard to stop thinking about smashing their fucking heads in.
Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2009 wrote:
The pic of Morrison on that flag looks like Che Guevarra
Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2009 wrote:
you’re correct except for that last part.
Gooch, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
The Doors ain’t got shit on The Black Lips. ROFLCOPTER.
Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2009 wrote:
I sneezed and farted at the same time once. It was funny.
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
"Ask anyone else, from anywhere else in the world, whether they’d rather be a european or an American and guess what their answer would be? "

I don’t give one flying fuck what someone else would rather be, just like I don’t give a shit if you like the Doors. It’s your own misery. Do as you please.
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
The Doors are like a gateway drug. They lead to shittier things down the road.
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
""fuck that dude who said "fuck that dude from the doors" "

no. fuck you. the doors suck and only teenagers and europeans like them."

No! Fuck you. Without the doors there’d be no stooges and without the stooges there’d be no punk/alternative subculture. And what, you’re knocking europeans now? Ask anyone else, from anywhere else in the world, whether they’d rather be a european or an American and guess what their answer would be?
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote:
Yeah, fine, but you still shouldn’t like the Doors, because you’ve had at least, at least 10 years to realize that they aren’t really any good.
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote:
yeah this guy said it:

You snooty little indie cunts are seriously going to diss the Doors? Fuck, how hip and cutting edge of you. Yeah, because your crappy little whiney folk shit won’t become old in the next 6 months.
Anonymous, on Oct 19, 2009 wrote:
Hey: I thought that everyone who liked the Doors as teenagers grew out of it into hatred or ambivalence, until now: some of you guys still like the Doors. Okay, then.
You really shouldn’t though.
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2009 wrote:
The Doors are dad rock
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
the doors are fun for drunk karaoke.. but thats about it for me
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
The Doors rule. Vice FAIL.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
"fuck that dude who said "fuck that dude from the doors" "

no. fuck you. the doors suck and only teenagers and europeans like them.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
1 2 3 red light is the fucking jam. That and everything by the Catanooga Cats.
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
fuck that dude who said "fuck that dude from the doors"
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
any way=crazy
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
ever notice how much jim morrisson looks like the lion king.
daddybourbon, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
the decemberists are worse than the doors. and how and who and why the fuck is Tv on the Radio even mentioned? that’s a whole ’nother level. stupid, stupid stupid. you can’t even compare TV on the Radio to either of those "bands"
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
"If you had had to listen to the unmitigated crap that was 95% of late 60s/early 70s music, You might understand. For every "Break on Through" there were 10 The 1910 Fruitgum Companys singing "1 2 3 Red Light". Lemme tell you, most of that shit sucked more ass than could be found at a Jenny Craig convention. Made you want to stick forks in your ears. Much of The Doors music hasn’t aged well, but don’t worry, your kids will have the last laugh when you try to make them listen to The Decembrists or TV on the Radio."

Shut up. Colin Meloy sucks almost as much dong as Jimmy Morrison and my kids will never hear that shit band from me. TV on the Radio will hold up much better than any of the bands you mention and obviously you don’t know shit about music. There may be truth in your statement that most music sucked then but that’s true of any decade. You had the Beatles and the Beach Boys coming out with their best records when the Doors were putting out their craptacular collection.
lazy eyez killa, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
val kilmer is a fat piece of shit too but he is kind of funny in kiss kiss bang bang.
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
sounds like you’re about as cool as a juggalo "tat’s"
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
fuck that dude from the doors. and everyone who gets tats of that bitch. i’ve met at least two of ’em now and they weren’t the worst human beings but i sure as hell don’t want to hang with them. btw worst human beings award goes to those juggalo non-people. fuck their lives
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
fuck that dude from the doors.
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
fuck that dude from the doors.
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