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I hate these suicidal poets who are pushing mid-30s and dress like tampons just so they can maybe sneak up a drunk student's gash.

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skeeeez, on Nov 17, 2009 wrote:
EMOOOO. probably contemplating on slitting his own wrists.
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote:
cant decide whether the lack or shoulders or dirt on tennis shoes is worse. Poet or not, this guy isn’t getting laid by anything but a blind old fag any time soon
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
do art, do be art!
Anonymous, on Oct 18, 2009 wrote:
i like him
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2009 wrote:
ewwwwww, oookie. i want to hurt him. yuck.
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
"He is a tampon. Sucks all the dirt out of his clothes instead of blood out of a uterus"

And you a sausage ? Is that a fake tan ??
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
Nice outfit though.. a bit Margiela-ish
tammy faye, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
"he’s been punched too many times in the nose"

it only takes one time. just ask scottie pippen.
sbay33, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
yearning to be drenched in menstrual blood
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
Guys like this are the reason I look up at clock towers every time I walk by them.
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
he’s been punched too many times in the nose
buttplug, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
HEY, Morgan Freeman already did this get up, now scram!
poozer, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
i’m dreaming of an anvil falling directly above him.
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
i wish the girl in background with the lightblue shirt is my girlfriend.
Anonymous, on Oct 11, 2009 wrote:
He’s really not that bad. His facial expression looks kinda douchey, but it could just be the photo. he just looks like some guy. and I remember vice celebrating the all white outfit in the dos some time back.
MadameKitty, on Oct 9, 2009 wrote:
His outfit almost reminds me of Godrick from TB<33
Anonymous, on Oct 9, 2009 wrote:
I wish the guy in the background was my father...
alligator123, on Oct 9, 2009 wrote:
that’s it. people like this can just walk the fuck away from the mental institute and no one in the fucking city has the decency to report it. fucking lock your children up tonight, mommies.
Anonymous, on Oct 9, 2009 wrote:
yeah he is pulling this off amazingly.
Anonymous, on Oct 9, 2009 wrote:
The angelic white of his clothes emphasizes that fact that he found his shoes in a dumpster.
jax, on Oct 9, 2009 wrote:
anyone got a clove i can bum?
Anonymous, on Oct 9, 2009 wrote:
He looks like the lame sperm cell with the broken tail, that is, the one that loses. After that, acidic vaginal secretions will corrode him alive. Bravo, mom nature.
TerribleOne, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
He is a tampon. Sucks all the dirt out of his clothes instead of blood out of a uterus
fartface, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
Ugh! All crisp and white and then his shoes are like pure filth! LAME
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
Those monkeys don’t get any gash. They usually wind up on the pedophile list, or jump in front of on coming traffic!
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
PAEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
hahaha good caption. the guy in the background is fucking sick though!
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
This guy is cool.

But he should wear clean shoes.
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
what an asshole
Leapin Lizards, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
if I dressed like that I’d hang my head too

/mouthfart
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