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Here’s an argument for letting your kids do drugs at the earliest age possible. When people get into drugs too late in life they amalgamate all the things the desperate teenage drug addicts who runaway to the big city at 15 do; complete with the old "getting an STD on their first week in the big city from the Polish waiter" chestnut. Comments/Enlarge | See all


She’s aiming at “grunge goes to college” but it’s coming off more like the cover artwork of a porno VHS where schoolgirls have to drink the jizz of hairy Germans out of a martini glass. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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It takes years of practice to pull "street fighting alcoholic old guy" with dignity but he's nailed it, right down to his freshly peed pants.

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Anonymous, on Nov 19, 2009 wrote:
hola dickheads...if you don’t know what to write, but you think that vice needs your comments then you can always type:
LOL...it will make you creative
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2009 wrote:
its a total dont. the old geezer has pissed his pants, has a broken fucked nose and looks like he’s been drinking meths. lock him up, and throw away the key
skeeeez, on Nov 17, 2009 wrote:
this old guy is gonna keel over and die in like 2 minutes...
Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
Sly stone is still more good looking than me. I am good looking but we were talking on then phone five years ago and we agreen, yes although I’m a definate nine, he will always be a ten. After that we discussed myn wedding. I’m getting married. Sly also told me that the saddest moment of his life was when he walked in on his wife pissing, but because he was very very high and he really needed ton piss, he just pissed on her. She was so disgusted she said we’re getting divorced, and he has never forgiven hiself for it.
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote:
Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his car? He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
he used to work at vice in 2008, right?
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
zizu zazu zi
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
My też sie z was smiejemy pojebane angole
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
"5 Bucks says the camera man got beat up for this kodak moment. check out his death glare."

10 bucks says the camera man calmed him down by buying him a bottle of Listerine.
poozer, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
"5 Bucks says the camera man got beat up for this kodak moment. check out his death glare."

unless the photographer was using a walker i think he/she was okay.
TiCo, on Oct 9, 2009 wrote:
poor old dude!
TerribleOne, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
5 Bucks says the camera man got beat up for this kodak moment. check out his death glare.
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
LOOOOOOOOL
Leapin Lizards, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
I’ve never been scared of an 87 lb. man until today. Yikes, what aplomb.
gnarwhal, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
"there is a good chance that guy just smells awful."

oh really? what tipped you off? the piss and/or shit stain on his pants?
enstigator, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
nope. other person is right. you suck. accept it. emoticons are for teenage girls and mid-30s gays.
Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
"its great that vice has been able to stay fresh and funny w/out selling out. (this message brought to you by "where the wild things are," coming to theaters oct 16, 2009.) fucking douchewads."

think you’re really clever, don’t you? you know people work at vice and bandwidth costs money, right? and that spike jonze is involved with vice and vbs? shut up. if you don’t like wild things then ignore it. i’m sure you ignore plenty of ads on plenty of sites.
Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
i love when people wear sweatshirts too large for them and they get short forearms like this.
daddybourbon, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
rhinoplasty or: "You should have seen the other guy..."
anonymouse, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
i hope it’s pee. if not, his penis has an oily discharge and on a man of this age that is not a pretty sight. i guess it’s not a pretty sight on anyone but just picture his veteran checks paying for hard-on pills and seeing a pus-filled dick vein seeping clearish-yellow fluid. gross, huh?
Silent Running, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
Here’s another war criminal from a country (and a war) you’ve never heard of. Vice is doing God’s work.
Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2009 wrote:
just some hip homophobia bucking the walls of vice...
Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2009 wrote:
"Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2009 wrote:
emoticons are some dopey shit, fag below me."
;] dude
i would fuck yo ass up trust me
you’re the fag
Heatmiser, on Oct 5, 2009 wrote:
ironic do = dont
Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2009 wrote:
this is someones grandfather and that person is extremely lucky
Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2009 wrote:
this will be the thing "all the cool kids are doing" in a couple of years.
Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2009 wrote:
hes staring at the camera like it aint no thing
luxisabandit, on Oct 5, 2009 wrote:
maybe they kicked him in the crotch and now hes incontinent
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2009 wrote:
nothing wrong with getting busted up and pissing your pants. live people its zippin by.
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2009 wrote:
thirty years ago he was a sensitive gay nerd. i’ve discussed this w/ him.
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