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DOS & DON'TS

So you Junior Mengeles weren't content with your cockapoos and beagadors and pugadoodles and now you've graduated to full-on monstrosities like giant two-mouthed pit bulls and sideways husky-terriers. Disgusting. At least Dr. Moreau had the decency to keep his abominations locked away on an island. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I wish I could tell you whether or not this Venice Beach Robocop’s legs were going “kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt” with each step, but it was hard to hear over the sound of my mouth going “Haaaaa Haaaa Haaaa Haaaa.” Comments/Enlarge | See all








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“Son, I admire how shitty you’ve been acting recently but if you really want to make it in this world you’ve got to get your priorities right and knuckle down if you want to be anywhere near as terribly fucking atrociously awful l as I am when you’re my age.”

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Anonymous, on Nov 22, 2009 wrote:
-60% taste
skeeeez, on Nov 17, 2009 wrote:
hahahah fanny pack
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2009 wrote:
i’m digging the TIKI
buttplug, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
Fuck the bulldog, what about the fanny pack!
alligator123, on Oct 9, 2009 wrote:
60% less brain cells. Collectively, 120% off.
TiCo, on Oct 9, 2009 wrote:
That proud black French Bulldog deserves to be in the ’do’s
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
that dog does not deserve this. i think you know which one i’m talking about.
Leapin Lizards, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
I’m sorry but it should be a rule that any post with a French Bulldog has to be a DO
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
that dog is awesome...he has such a proud stance "yeah my owner is a pussy"
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2009 wrote:
Don Tea? Dante? You people are relentless. (remember sweetheart, you begged me to fuck you in the ass.) Thanks baby.
Anonymous, on Oct 2, 2009 wrote:
from the sounds i’ve heard all week there are definitely straight cats behind my apartment.
gremlin5, on Oct 2, 2009 wrote:
Gay dogs. What’s next? Straight cats?
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
I know why those fags are standing around there.... Its 60% off boys in that store.
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
This is the greatest troll website of all time.
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
yes. pity. exactly.
shep, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
i want to have diarrhea on that man’s legs.
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
Sonny boy is getting there. I believe he will surpass his old man one day.
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
there is a certain level of don’t that i can’t put down. they need pity.
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
.... especially the "shit dad" one.
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
yes yes yes.... the caption and the comments are all good!
i don’t know what to do now.
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
shit dad, if that means reading ancient arabic alchemist texts inside of an egyptian girl in the south of france, than i guess you’re right.
Jennnn, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
they both match their dogs. that rules.
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
geez. at least he didn’t put a fucking hawaiian vacation shirt on his poor pup.
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
well put, paolo. you have redeemed yourself from another comment i don’t remember that i didn’t like.
Paolo, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
The piece of shit doesn’t fall far from the ass hole.
malathion, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
there is no clothing trend so utterly shitty that it wouldn’t be alive and well in france . you can bet your ass on it .
place kicker, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
i papillons that know how to party.
boggle_brains, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
that french bulldog looks pretty tough
factorygirlwarhol, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
i firmly believe they were dropped as babies.
thats the only explanation for this behavior.
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
These motherfuckers don’t love their dogs
fo reals!
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