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Meanwhile, the direct marketers of the world still look like they made their mom drop them off around the corner. Comments/Enlarge | See all


She’s SMS-ing her friend to say that she’s “gone all out with the Stevie Nicks vibe tonight” but what she’s neglected to include is that even in her elongated “bubble perm and tranq addiction” period, Stevie never ever looked as tragic as this. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Used to be a dad like this would have the kid in therapy at age 10. These days divorce and addiction in the family are so common that kids are just like: "Meh, fuck this loser. Who wants to go spend what I just stole from his wallet?"

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tallywacker, on Nov 18, 2009 wrote:
i never trust any kid with fangs.
skeeeez, on Nov 17, 2009 wrote:
hahaha love that kid. totally rufied his dad
Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2009 wrote:
This is the first thing on this site that made me laugh out loud.
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
calm down pitchfork boy
rockwell, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
Guy who said, "What happened to Thom Yorke???" I hope you die of your unfunny, blindness. Go to school again please, I don’t care how old you are or how much money you make you are a fucking retard
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
"see where the night takes you"

-Hornitos
Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2009 wrote:
After/before
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote:
i bet this kid riding around on his bike with the moustache bars is un-fucking-resistable to child molesters.
Anonymous, on Oct 18, 2009 wrote:
What happened to Thom Yorke???
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2009 wrote:
"Daddy, please take me to the dentist today..."

unfunny
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
RDJ?
Anonymous, on Oct 9, 2009 wrote:
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote:
fuck parents, what a waste of 18 years...

Hahahahaha Aaaaahhhhhahahaha!
alligator123, on Oct 9, 2009 wrote:
"Can’t wait to get drunk in public like my abusive daddy"
Anonymous, on Oct 9, 2009 wrote:
cute kid
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
he looks like a blonde bugs bunny.
Leapin Lizards, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
Either his real dad told him to sit next to a passed out bum for a funny picture or it was his mom. Absolutely nothing bad can come from letting your kids believe that homeless people are there only for amusement.

Either way +1
Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
"Daddy, please take me to the dentist today..."
Dilettante, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
That kid is psyched cause he knows that once again daddy is drunk enough to let him drive the flatbed home
Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
...as in they are totally un-related.

Anyway: who is this junkie? I gots to know.
Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THIS LOOKS *exactly* LIKE MY LONG LOST BOYFRIEND (HE USED) AND NOW LOOK AT HIM! That kid looks so American though: Please tell me this is Oz. Unless he moved but I doubt it! Am I also the only one that thinks this lil’ dipshit sat for his big brother’s photo and ran off laughing?
Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
Why does heroin do that to faces? haha.
Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
This looks like the scene where Charlie Bucket comes home with the winning ticket and his drug-addled grampy tries to stand up real quick after a week-long nod. Everybody wins.
Silent Running, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
Important: Every coke bender must eventually fall to earth. Around morning on day 4 start looking for someplace indoors with locks to black out in.
gremlin5, on Oct 2, 2009 wrote:
he’s napping. big deal.
Anonymous, on Oct 2, 2009 wrote:
I feel like that kid just got off his bike and sat next to him. Still pretty ballsy though, that guy could have woken up and snapped his lil neck.
Anonymous, on Oct 2, 2009 wrote:
He looks like he needs to drop the kids off at the pool.
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
aww thats adorable
shep, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
why is our society fucked? if anything, this is a beacon of light for the future.
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
reminds me of 1980
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
holy shit our society is fucked
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