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Here’s the reason why in 10 years time your mobile phone / whole life will be a computer chip in your asshole: so spoiled little goblins like Prajit will only have to fart to tell the internet to change their profile pictures.

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Anonymous, on Nov 22, 2009 wrote:
This kids will have own your job in 5 years.
skeeeez, on Nov 17, 2009 wrote:
he will rule the world one day.
Judy P Xiu, on Nov 15, 2009 wrote:
haa ! .. love X
Violence, on Nov 12, 2009 wrote:
this kid is dope [2]
Jedipopsicles, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
This kid is DOPE! He probably has a gameboy in one of his pockets, has a sweet bowl cut, loves to eat curry (who doesn’t), stole his mother’s glasses and is probably snapping a "DON’T".
captain cheesepuff, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
write your own damn captions for you own photos then. jeez, people. this is a simple concept.
Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
these do’s and don’t comments have been shit for years..... fire this guy.....find someone wittier.... maybe pizza boy?
Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
you’ll be delivering pizzas to this boy one day =]
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
he’s just a kid you clowns
Taylor Gibbons, on Oct 24, 2009 wrote:
Computer chips are because kids gotta fart.

File this one under "Vice Sez"
sbay33, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
i am looking at a poisonous mushroom
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote:
they are, but why pick out just the glasses. not the coogi shirt or the socks? how about the cargo shorts??
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2009 wrote:
"those glasses are child abuse."

This person knows what s/he’s talking about
alligator123, on Oct 9, 2009 wrote:
that boy is 30 years old.
Leapin Lizards, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
The Indian 20-something guy in my office was listening to Backstreet Boys today without a hint of irony. When I said "dude. I mean dude." his response was "let’s go" and not in a fighting way.

/sigh
rabies babies, on Oct 5, 2009 wrote:
there should be some kind of eye-for-an-eye punishment for parents when they dress their kids like this.
Anonymous, on Oct 2, 2009 wrote:
I think this is a bit harsh, he’s just taking a picture. If he were doing a myspace pose and taking a picture of himself I might be gaggig but not for this.
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
if i saw this kid in the street i would throw fire and stones at him, and his mum and dad for making such a putrid being
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
i would love to give this shit stain a wedgie except it means getting your hand close to his dirty dirty asshole and you have to consider he’s been eating shit that already looked like shit on the way in. there’s no way those undies are spotless.
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
kid probably has more megapixels than years.
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
I’m so happy to see that the bowl cut survived 1994.
tanger, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
those glasses are child abuse.
your mom, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
fat kids are a bummer because you just know they lord over the house and call their moms bitches and eat tons of potato chips. Little Lord Fat-leroys.
fartface, on Sep 26, 2009 wrote:
Haha, MAN, I just can’t stand fat kids!
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2009 wrote:
it’s really actually only a fat bowl cut kid with a camera.

any one of you fuckers might have struck this exact pose at his age, albeit many skin tones lighter and with a non digital camera (or am i overestimating the age of the readership?)
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
Don’t laugh. In 20 years this little shit stain is going to be making millions writing books about Divine Consciousness and being One with God and his global family. No, wait... Laugh.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
giving him a wedgie- my right hand is straight up.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
the perfect civilian.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
prajit has the best bowl cut i have ever seen
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
the poster boy of the future!
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