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Hoping you never bump into her again for the rest of your life isn’t a great feeling, but the six hours of completely insane contortionist fucking at her weird apartment with three cats is going to be pretty unforgettable. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I would give anything to hear what this conversation between a womyn’s-literary-group president and Vicious D. Slim Rock is all about. How much they both love pussy? Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa. Not trying to tell you what you can and can’t do with that face, but maybe you should leave the tricycling through the Red Light district in a raincoat to someone a shade less skeezy. Right now you’re making my ass clench so hard I’m worried my next dump will be glass.

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Anonymous, on Nov 19, 2009 wrote:
Is that Bill Murray’s son?
Violence, on Nov 12, 2009 wrote:
how ever will i sneak ALL of these bananas into the xxx movie theatre?
Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
puppy killers look like this.
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
wtf is he riding??
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
agreed. looks like a rapist on wheels
Joe Doomsday, on Nov 8, 2009 wrote:
it looks lke he’s scoping out a spot to " Make kah-kah".
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
Igor, you’re never gonna find a brain here. FOCUS!
Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
anaconda wrestling?!?
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
I SAW THIS FREAK IT STARED AT ME ON THE BUS
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
pre segway.
Joe Doomsday, on Oct 19, 2009 wrote:
Fuck ALL that. This guy is AMAZING. hes a trendsetter of laziness to the upteenth degree, and not one of you ignorant sheep realize it.Hes so cool, he’s too lazy and APATHETIC to even register his emotions...
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
the remake of Quadrophenia was struggling with budgetary restrictions
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
eyes on the road Champ.
Anonymous, on Oct 11, 2009 wrote:
My granma lives one street away from this shop...for real! I swear! I always walk past this porn rental shop and wonder what "Anacaonda Wrestling" is... okay, I actually don’t want to know
alligator123, on Oct 9, 2009 wrote:
anyone remember GRIMACE?
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
This creep looks like he is making blood home delivery to a basment full of vampires!
Leapin Lizards, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
but seriously...can we get more info on that anaconda wrestling?
anonymouse, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
he looks really bummed out about not having balance.
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2009 wrote:
his bottle holder is cute
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
all the paths are beaten in the netherlands. you can walk across amsterdam in under two hours.
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
anaconda wrestling!
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote:
I think any path he takes is a beatin’ path...
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote:
But it’s the Netherlands, don’t people tend to stray off the beaten path ?
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
in his mind he’s doing rocket-powered wheelies on a road made of naked pam andersons.
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2009 wrote:
He’s sad because he dwopped his wolly pop.
fartface, on Sep 26, 2009 wrote:
Anaconda wrestling? Is that fo real?

ps, that guy is waste.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
ok ya’ll think he’s disabled
but what if he actually is a fucking psycho-killer?
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
ignatius?
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
this guy is so much more a DO than some asshole hipster in a bow tie, seriously. he’s so much more authentic. i hope you have a disabled child, too.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
who ever wrote this deserves to have a disabled child. That is what I am asking for for Christmas, for you to experience the genuine sadness that comes from seeing some one you love struggle through life. Nice work.
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