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Bow-ties are almost impossible to pull off without looking like a groom at a Las Vegas wedding or a magician who works children’s parties, but these two faggoty little smart Alecs have nailed it so hard they’re making me wonder what their warm little cocks would feel like in my hand.

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Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote:
"A bow tie announces to the world that you can no longer get an erection"...

They’re trying way to hard, and at what??
Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote:
The only thing these two enjoy more than curling up in bed with a Susan Sontag book, is having sweaty balls slap their faces while listening to Alanis Morissette shrieking the American National Anthem.
Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2009 wrote:
the one on the left. my heart just dropped.
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2009 wrote:
AHHHHHHHHHHH COME ON. THEY’RE IDIOTS
jiminy, on Nov 5, 2009 wrote:
two down: fuck off.
Anonymous, on Nov 3, 2009 wrote:
MYSPACE BOYS CIRCA 2007 BECOME "MEN"
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote:
More proof that AIDS is a good thing.
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote:
Mmmm, they look totally like they do know how to lick nutsacks and I’ll happily complete a three-sided 69 with them. Do do do.
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
I believe this is called dandyism. was rather big in the 19th century. well done vice.
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote:
i bet they recite equations to each other while licking balls in a 69 position.
Anonymous, on Oct 19, 2009 wrote:
Come on, bowtie + jeans = pile of fake.
Anonymous, on Oct 18, 2009 wrote:
nerd is over....havent u heard that?!
Róisín, on Oct 17, 2009 wrote:
Nerds = WIN.
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
Those guys look slimey.. like brownnosers

bowties add to that
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
Sorry but NO

Most with Bow ties look like retards !

And not in an "edgy" way
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
i love them
shep, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
"are they 12?"

ever seen eyebrows like that on a 12-year-old?
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
"Looks like a couple of the gays"

Really? You think?
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
Looks like a couple of the gays
Duh Ducky Love, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
That’s exactly what I was thinking!
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
are they 12?
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote:
Can you imagine how ADORABLE the Kids would be...or WILL BE ?!?!?!
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2009 wrote:
Thriftastic!
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2009 wrote:
I love a man in a bowtie... I saw so many this weekend, ridiculous
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2009 wrote:
they’re just geeks, leav’em alone. they’re dressed like that because nobody would look twice at them if they were dressed normally (whatever normal is)
fartface, on Sep 26, 2009 wrote:
Gasp!! So pretty!! I love them both! Dapper outfits like this must make a comeback for men. Seriously.. like fifty years ago, any respectable gentleman wouldn’t DARE even leave home without his hat.

I hope I have a son/son’s friends some day who look just like this.
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2009 wrote:
Guy on the left is responsible for all of those "Mo Rocca at a gay bar" sighting.
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
these two are so obviously do-dudes yet i dunno why this whole snarky page has to be so witlessly fagofobic
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
probably feels like the rest of the cocks you’ve had in your hand
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
actually the black boys got a bit of a package
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