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Did he purposely rip those jeans himself or were they torn during the stampede to get into the auditions for the Berlin leg of Mr Annoying Little Media Queer 2009?

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Anonymous, on Nov 22, 2009 wrote:
Whatever, he’s a ginger and that’s cute.
Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote:
holy shit, a skinny white boy with scruffy hair that vice arent bending over backwards to suck off?
Violence, on Nov 12, 2009 wrote:
could be carrot top in 10y, just add roids
Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
welcome to prenzelberg
torinokobomb, on Nov 8, 2009 wrote:
Hahaha! He ripped them himself, and warped the otherwise brand sparkling new denim doing so. Well, new except for the jizz stain near the right pocket. No, that’s not something on your screen. Fail becomes phail :/
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2009 wrote:
its the rly only the pink in the shirt that makes him look shite oooh and the hair, the pose, the fake rips, the wrong shoes, the i’m so busy on the phone vibe, the vest... its def the vest...etc
jiminy, on Nov 5, 2009 wrote:
he looks like a comedian that my awful coworkers would love and keep forgetting that i hate.
Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote:
VICE writer
Anonymous, on Nov 3, 2009 wrote:
complete and utter topman twat. shop somewhere else mother fucker
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote:
Fucking queer. The sweater vest is an AIDS only exclusive.
fight2giveup, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
honestly, i hear all these comments and mostly agree but i’d do him if he’s straight... who really gives that much of a shit.
thebeststuffic.blogspot.com, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
It’s the shirt/west debacle that messes it up.
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote:
witty comment! like vice of old!
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
what a fucking cop!
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
Not good when the outfit wears you

Looks lamely orchestrated

Best outfit you’ve ever seen ? halp..
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote:
Probably the best outfit i’ve ever seen
Anonymous, on Oct 19, 2009 wrote:
Ha... I am totally hot for this guy!
noiseZ13000, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
your mom totally wanted this dudes dick
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
ron weasley gone wrong
your mom, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
Look at all the support I’ve received. Fuck you and fuck the word "fail". Also, I was totally fucked up when I said this guy was ok. He’s not. Far from it. Has anyone else ever heard of drugs fucking up your decision making? Its new to me.
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
"Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
your mom is correct in that "fail" is a horrible word and wrong in that this guy is a complete piece of shit and needs to die by lethal rebar-up-the-ass injection."

basically what he said. i live in berlin and hate these mitte/prenzlberg hipsters
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
How dare you fucking throw words like little queer around. Get the fuck out of the playground and into the big fucking adult city already.
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
he’s fine below the shoe.
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2009 wrote:
He’s fine below the thigh rip. Everything above that is a bit Hot Hot Heat crossed with Geocities c. 1995
fartface, on Sep 26, 2009 wrote:
Sorry, Ginger.. you’ve got an 11 year old girl’s body. *fo shame*
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2009 wrote:
Check homeboy’s tote. Is that a Le Sac or is he just happy to be one?
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
what a cliche caption. come up with something original!
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
your mom is correct in that "fail" is a horrible word and wrong in that this guy is a complete piece of shit and needs to die by lethal rebar-up-the-ass injection.
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
he cut them with scissors and tried to make the edges look frayed. if they were natural rips they would have fading and stretching around the... why the hell am i even typing this. rips in jeans mean you need new jeans. this guy fucking sucks.
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
His would be a great pose if he didn’t have a cell phone.
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