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I’ve never wanted to be reincarnated as a gross piece of sticky brown stuff on a chair until now.

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Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote:
Is that Grey Poupons... or worse? Only Mr. Belvedere knows for sure.
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2009 wrote:
Really? can anyone delineate for me why this is even remotely hot? dudes below have done a great job pointing out the myriad grossities of this walking hefty sack but all you dudes who are into this can’t point out ANY reasons why she’s a Do. I have to agree with one of the commenters below- if you think this is hot, you must not have been laid much.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
Selma Blair?!
jiminy, on Nov 5, 2009 wrote:
not only is this a nice ass (i don’t know what your problems are) but it literally is shitting bricks. gold bricks. it’s a win win situation, for my pecker and my bank account. how often do those go together?
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote:
Butt vomit.
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote:
I’d lick her shitty asshole and stick my tongue in her shitty brown fartpipe.
DoubleJ, on Oct 29, 2009 wrote:
watch out everyone this is the next big thing
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
OK no cellulite is a good thing. But I’ll pass. Sorry.
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
WONKY. WONKY. WONKY.
Anonymous, on Oct 19, 2009 wrote:
dig your cheese homegirl
Anonymous, on Oct 18, 2009 wrote:
haaaa i luv
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
shes started to drop her kids off at the pool!
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
who are all of you guys that aren’t into this? something’s not right with you.
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
let’s see your bodies fuckers
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
How is this a Do? No hips, no ass, wide back and waist, knock-kneed, horrible style, and slouching. I really hope for her sake that she’s pretty in the face cuz this world is mean as shit to ugly people.
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
Looking back on my life, I’d say I’ve been pretty lucky. Y’know why? Because I’ve never had to wake up to anything this repulsive ever!
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
this shit is hot to virgins and those dudes that will fuck ANYTHING!

ayo jack donaghy, i feel sorry for you man
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
"i call your pussy bluff."

what does that even mean?
Anonymous, on Oct 10, 2009 wrote:
thats actually dried up crust cum from me
donaghy, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
"how do you spell the sound of dry heaving? cuz that’s the comment i want to leave. if you’ve gotten any amount of pussy in your life i don’t know how you could possibly find this hot. really. i’m repulsed."

i call your pussy bluff.
Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
what is this a schlubby tranny party? geez. you try to avert your eyes only to run into something hideouser. (people who correct spelling should be beat.)
Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
how do you spell the sound of dry heaving? cuz that’s the comment i want to leave. if you’ve gotten any amount of pussy in your life i don’t know how you could possibly find this hot. really. i’m repulsed.
Anonymous, on Oct 2, 2009 wrote:
best DO caption ever
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
I love assvertisemnts.
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
what the hell is wrong with you guys that don’t like this? really, are you asexual?
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2009 wrote:
Nice ass ? There isn’t anything there...
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2009 wrote:
bitch looks uncomfortable...look at her crossed arms. Perhaps she should not have been so stupid and left the house looking like trash
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2009 wrote:
yeah legs should totally never touch, muscle tone is overrated anyway. slouchy anorexics are mad hot. to pencil dicks like me anyway...
ProfessorSam, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
This is what I’m talking about........
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
ewwwwwwwwwww
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