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I guess it’s OK to jauntily perch atop an old lady’s bike if you look like the French Dennis Wilson (I want that jacket). Comments/Enlarge | See all


So you Junior Mengeles weren't content with your cockapoos and beagadors and pugadoodles and now you've graduated to full-on monstrosities like giant two-mouthed pit bulls and sideways husky-terriers. Disgusting. At least Dr. Moreau had the decency to keep his abominations locked away on an island. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Look, it’s been a long week. If you need me I’ll be down at the park having a couple Buds with Professor Barnabus P. Galaxicon and his Splendiferous Brain-O-Scope.

Comments

Anonymous, on Nov 19, 2009 wrote:
that’s not his bike. he obviously floats away on a cloud of pixie dust and non-homogenized jizz.
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2009 wrote:
The guy in the blue hat took his bike!
Violence, on Nov 12, 2009 wrote:
manpurse on the bike is hella jealous
Anonymous, on Nov 1, 2009 wrote:
i want him for my birthday!
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote:
Those shoes are to die for!
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
I hereby nominate you for my new grandpa!
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
Simian Mobile Disco van in the background. Kinda fitting??
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote:
i love it!
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
looks like it’s raining. looks like he’s gonna get struck. yes do. please. now
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
Yes, Do

Can’t believe I agree with you
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
gayer then a tree filled with canaries!
buttplug, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
Class at its purest.
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
wish this dude was my home boy
komodo, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
rubber necker is going to wreck.
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
love the dude on the tiny bike thats looking at him like WTF
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
if he is one of those guys that remain motionless until someone pays him i doubt he moves much.
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
this is luke steele in 40years time
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2009 wrote:
How is this a DO? Imagine being trapped in a conversation with Professor Losttheplot, the world’s worst closet case.
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2009 wrote:
I have a hangover and my husband just showed this to me to cheer me up. I FEEL like his headgear.
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2009 wrote:
haha
Anonymous, on Sep 25, 2009 wrote:
It is the way the blue gloves match the blue shirt that does it for me!
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote:
AHHHHH THIS GUY IS AWESOMEEEEEE
megabreath, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote:
awesome. even his shoes are wearing bow ties.
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote:
that’s a cop? i thought it was an ice cream truck or something.
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote:
i want to see what happens to him when he has a good idea.
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote:
he must have the most amazing tailor in existence.
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote:
he’s the guy from empire of the sun
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote:
what a fag
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote:
looks like the finally got the LHC to work.
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote:
i want to BE his hat.
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