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“Its actually awesome that Aunt Ruth kicked me out of the house ‘cause now I get to wear whatever I want, whenever I want.”

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Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
He’s not trying to fit in with any kid, though. He seriously thinks this is cool.
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
I have to admit, I have a soft spot for dad-men who wear creepy things so they can try and fit in with their 15 year old son and his friends. That said, that iron-on decal needs to burn in hell.
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote:
dads and skulls just don’t mix.
Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2009 wrote:
"white sneakers forever. plus all the other color ones too."

um, no
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
dig your cheese, man, pick your wedgie
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
what a bad ass!
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
mom jeans!
Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2009 wrote:
skull on clothes belongs to mastermind japan and nobody else. (alexander mcqueen should stop fucking with that shit)

as for this:

"i am flabbergasted that white leather sneakers continue to be manufactured and bought. it’s like the eighth wonder of the modern world."

eat a diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

white sneakers forever. plus all the other color ones too.
shibumi, on Sep 19, 2009 wrote:
christian jeans.
fartface, on Sep 19, 2009 wrote:
SKUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLS!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHHHOOOOMGGGG!!!!! that’s your face without SKIN or muscles!!

BADASS LOSER DAD
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
Brooks Dyad 4
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
i don’t know if levi’s has made this color jeans since 1992. he has kept them in impeccable condition.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
train wreck
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
FAG
malathion, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
that is a sex offender waiting to happen .
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
i am flabbergasted that white leather sneakers continue to be manufactured and bought. it’s like the eighth wonder of the modern world.
enstigator, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
skulls and vector art - two shitty things colliding to make some kind of super-powered shitty thing.
LawOfficesof Johnston, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
God damn skulls clashing with everything.
thedon, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
notice everybody else is wear shorts and a tshirt...so the hoodies not just terrible, its unneccesary.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
hes a punk?
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
whys the skeleton got a milk mustache?
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
we laugh, but this guy probably hasnt actually dressed himself in years.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
someone should of stopped him when he was purchasing that sweatshirt.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
Okay... I can take the hoodie. What I cannot handle is the nasty man sports sandal removed in public.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
we should be thankful we only got the back end of this mess.
ghostfingers, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
i love that the "punks" (ha) have taken over the skull/skeleton thing that used to be so associated with the grateful dead.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
where is his butt?
dangerboy, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
I’d like to see a front shot of this dude. I bet he has a really creepy look on his face.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
i think skulls were like four years ago.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
didnt he get the memo? skulls are so last season.
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