The only bad part of capturing a sleepy-eyed supertigress like this in the wild is trying to think up some bullshit to write about her shirt.Comments/Enlarge |
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I have a feeling that if this was the guy who came to fix the office computers we’d never have that problem with the fucking email ever again.Comments/Enlarge |
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Just when you thought nobody gets laid less than you, Mr. Nanopenis waddles past reading a comic book about chefs that compete in outer space. This kid is going to grow up with so little sex his penis is eventually going to become asshole-shaped.
Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote: Fuck you vice, This guy look is so strong. Tracksuit top tucked in to combat/cords, and those colors! Meet your new Tom Ford, and bow before him.
Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote: this kid is like 9 years old or summin, and u grown adults are takin the piss...real big stuff guys, i suppose u were gods gift when u wre that age? u guys really must struggle to find stuff to write about.
Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote: i swear, all these little indi prick vice people do, is talk shit and make fun of other people, coz they dont like the fuckin libertines and all that crap that comes along with indie shit. stop humouring people, and write some real stuff
Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote: Awww, what a sweetie! He looks just like the boy from the new pixar film ’UP’! I swear I’m SO determined to adopt an oriental kid just like him!
Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote: If he lost 10 pounds and untucked his jacket, he would have been a do.
Anonymous, on Nov 19, 2009 wrote: i have never seen pants so shit-colored. you could ’rrhea all over yourself and no one would know from a photo.
Anonymous, on Nov 18, 2009 wrote: It’s supposed to be upside down you mook
The Host, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote: Aren’t his nuts getting crushed right now?
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2009 wrote: Dear Vice Magazine...Colours had you beat about a decade ago. Nice try though
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2009 wrote: The funny thing about the comment by Vice is that this little Asian KID will own fucking Vice and every employee because he, at the age of 9, is already smarter than the entire staff of the fucking magazine and will eventually make approximately 10x more money than the American Apparel wearing white boy lackey who wrote put the photo up.
Anonymous, on Aug 25, 2009 wrote: i think that this is so much on the fucking don’t side. one trip and itll land face first in the do
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote: this dude rocks but his elastic is going to give one of these days.
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote: This kid will freaking own you. Power
NicaInCali, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote: This kid is gonna be signing your checks in a few years, keep talkin’ shit for now.
MacDonald, on Jun 24, 2009 wrote: The first and last vagina this kid ever saw or is gonna see is the one he was forced from at birth....
Anonymous, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote: slash he’s going to become a really scary emperor, look at that hairdo’s got some spice and he’s got a barrel bod, which means trouble.
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote: give him a chance, hes only 12.
Besides i think he has some sort of niche locked down, like those honeysuckle finches on hawaii who have all evolved different beaks to feed on different flowers. This guy is gonna be a specialist nectar drinking flower bird.
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote: this lil dude is kewl
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote: do
Anonymous, on May 25, 2009 wrote: week ass caption.
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote: So not true. Everyone in Japan reads this shit and they all get tonnes of laid.
Anonymous, on May 17, 2009 wrote: look at his fucking AWESOME astroboy peak in his hair. this is a do.
Anonymous, on Apr 27, 2009 wrote: Seriously Vice. Grow a dick.
Make him a Do.
AlbertArt.net, on Mar 22, 2009 wrote: Since when did a kid, become part of this? That’s just wrong. He’ll probably be richer and more successful than anyone here including, Vice employees.
Oh well, Vice can go snort some, and have all the sex they want, with their STDs, dicks falling off and all. What a fulfilling life.
Anonymous, on Mar 20, 2009 wrote: i think i used to cheat off this kids tests in math.
Anonymous, on Mar 11, 2009 wrote: this kid is dope- definately should be in the DO’s. little kids should never be in the DONT’s
Anonymous, on Mar 8, 2009 wrote: Speak for yo’sel’ and not girl kind, ninny.
Anonymous, on Feb 25, 2009 wrote: As a girl I will be one to proudly say I pretty much want to be his best friend. You suck, Vice.
Anonymous, on Feb 22, 2009 wrote: FUCK THAT ’DON’T’! This kid could certainly tell me the name of that manga written by those two food critics who write about two food critics that go on galactic adventures, criticizing wine like "...tastes reminiscent of Freddie Mercury" or "dances on my palate like sweet, pale moon dew". Fuck that guys, this kid is my friend already. He could probably recommend me the best Japanese sweets too, starting with a sampler from his left cargo pocket.
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote: That kid owns! Fuck you vice pussies! Go grow a pair and pick on someone your own size.
