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Now that Ryanair is making transatlantic flights it’s going to be interesting to see how far the BAs and Virgin Atlantics of this world are gonna go to keep their customers. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Used to be a dad like this would have the kid in therapy at age 10. These days divorce and addiction in the family are so common that kids are just like: "Meh, fuck this loser. Who wants to go spend what I just stole from his wallet?" Comments/Enlarge | See all








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If anything’s going to cut through all the divisive bullshit surrounding immigration and bring us all together it’s not going be some corny political slogan or a song or even a chain of restaurants. It’s got to be something profound and universal. Like embarrassing dads.

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gnarwhal, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
he looks like a mexican little league third base coach.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
Hammer ..... Proper!
Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2009 wrote:
from the fanny pack, to the shirt to the shoes, this man is fucking hot...I want to lick his bald patch then run my hands through the remainder if his hair....take the book from his hands and spank is little brown ass, then nestle into his tash...
Anonymous, on Oct 18, 2009 wrote:
" taco sauve all the way. bet his balls smell like burritos"

Check his shorts, this dude totally speaks the other kind of spanish.
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
taco sauve all the way. bet his balls smell like burritos
DMc, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
Yeah, check out those biceps. I want to see someone try to deport that dude.
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
"he fucks his wife while the kids do homework"

Yeah? And?
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
he fucks his wife while the kids do homework
Fuck Russia, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
His mullet says party in the back and the front.
Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2009 wrote:
the more i see men like this and hear their cry for love the more charming they become.

but in a groteque, drity sanchez way
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
if this guy gave me a summons i would give him a ride back to his office. how could you get mad at this dude?
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2009 wrote:
Idiots! That’s a summons server in Wilmington CA
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote:
Barca!
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote:
Don’t?
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
this guys works for the sinaloa cartel now. he’s just been in prison since 1983 but he’s working his way back up.
Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2009 wrote:
"no-one wears their old pumas anymore"

out of people i know, this sentence is startlingly true.
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2009 wrote:
This guy looks fuckin cool!
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2009 wrote:
hes just a soccer (football) fan, get over it. fc barcelona shorts, wilson soccer shirt. hes one badass mother fucker. a do if i ever saw one
shibumi, on Sep 19, 2009 wrote:
he’d punch ya.
fartface, on Sep 19, 2009 wrote:
there’s a taco nestled in that fannypack.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
rock that shit homie
malathion, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
no-one wears their old pumas anymore . i do , and i would buy this man a beer if he were next to me at a match , and then i’d beat his ass for trying to hit on my niece .
place kicker, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
i cannot wait to become an embarrassing dad.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
i love embarrassing dads. they are the best, mainly their dad jokes. I cant get enough of the dad jokes.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
no question this guy is the shit but i think it’s time to get rid of the friendship bracelets.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
i dont think this guy is anybodys dad.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
those documents are too official for a guy wearing a fanny pack
tallywacker, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
i can’t tell if this is a third world country or south williamsburg on a saturday morning.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
that wilson shirt is burning my cornea
lazy eyez killa, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
my dad was embarrassing until i got old enough to realize he’s a fucking badass.
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