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When hairy bald guys do that thing where they grow a goatee, shave their heads, and then put sunglasses on top of them to simulate bangs it makes them look ashamed of themselves. When guys do the exact opposite of all those things it makes you proud to be a dude.

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Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
Wow it’s like Grinderman-era Nick Cave and Robert Evans had a faggy nebbish for a son and called it Dov.
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
cockroach!
Paolo, on Sep 26, 2009 wrote:
to the dude that wrote the fucking biography on this guy, you should have been able to sum up that whole paragraph with "I kicked this guys ass" but no, because you, my friend, are a pussy.
Anonymous, on Aug 19, 2009 wrote:
Wow!! An even hairier David Berman! I didn’t think it was possible!
Anonymous, on Aug 18, 2009 wrote:
wow so strangely sexy
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote:
That is not Robert Dayton. That is Tony Ezzy.
dangerboy, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
he looks like tobias fuque
Stanleyhalen, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote:

Ha! It’s Jeremy Piven after they finally cancel "Entourage"..

It was the mercury in my sushi, I swear..

Anonymous, on Mar 20, 2009 wrote:
i bet he has a van we can "party" in
Anonymous, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote:
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Anonymous, on Mar 9, 2009 wrote:
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Anonymous, on Mar 5, 2009 wrote:
NICK CAVE?
"Play NO PUSSY BLUES... please!!!"
Anonymous, on Jan 24, 2009 wrote:
rob dayton is probably the biggest douche bag the world has even seen. he manages to find "new" "ironic" ways to bring shame to not only himself but to everyone who has even ridden a bus with him, which of course is the only way he can travel. do you think someone like this is actually capable of making more than $5 at a time consigning his self-produced 7 inch singles at the local record store? if value village suits, cheap wine, and an astounding knowledge of all things every 2nd year university or art school student cares about makes you proud to be a dude, then yeah he rules. oh yeah, and he hit on my girlfriend, badly i might add, and failed.
Anonymous, on Jan 10, 2009 wrote:
i want to have a thousand of his bald, hairy babies.
Anonymous, on Dec 4, 2008 wrote:
will you marry me...Im not even kidding.
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2008 wrote:
Man, Dov Charney really isn’t aging all that well...
Anonymous, on Sep 27, 2008 wrote:
what sad git wrote my name is earl ur a dick
the man in the photo on the other hand is a cool mofo
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2008 wrote:
Trendy
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2008 wrote:
Nice coke nail.
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2008 wrote:
this guy is hot as fuck!
Anonymous, on Aug 22, 2008 wrote:
Ah Tony ...
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2008 wrote:
Thats Tony Ezzy from MTL
conn, on Jul 25, 2008 wrote:
dov charney.
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote:
"Yeah, I’m going to bring my 16 year old girlfriend to Vegas once I get my gold chains and Corvette."
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2008 wrote:
fuck yeah!
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2008 wrote:
My name... is Earl.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
I like it, but I certainly don’t appreciate the chest exposure. This guy needs 1% more restraint, and a breath-mint

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