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Waiting out your girlfriend’s straight-edge phase is so nerve-racking it’s like trying to get to sleep the night before Sexmas.

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Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote:
Didn’t know the show ’Maude’ was big with the hipsters.
RickyBobby, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote:
Nose jewelry dosnt do it for me.
Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote:
she looks like a cute cartoon character.
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2009 wrote:
...Winona?
Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2009 wrote:
yawn
Anonymous, on Nov 8, 2009 wrote:
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Ugh. Total don’t. This is the kind of ugly chick you see at a good concert that reminds you that if you want to be around hot chicks you have to go somewhere with horrible music and loaded with douchebags."

Douchebags like you, clearly.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
she’s cute.
you’re all gay.
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
look at this fucking hipster
jiminy, on Nov 5, 2009 wrote:
the bull ring is sort of fitting since it looks like she might have a dick.
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote:
we’ll get high and fuck all night, i’ll probably drink you and all your friends under the table but i doubt i’ll ever quit the straight edge life.
Anonymous, on Oct 31, 2009 wrote:
She’s boring and cliché.
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
whats up with wearing your jr.high p.e. t shirt? this bitch is wack!!
Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote:
Ugh. Total don’t. This is the kind of ugly chick you see at a good concert that reminds you that if you want to be around hot chicks you have to go somewhere with horrible music and loaded with douchebags.
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
she fucks like a champ
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
no no no. noticed the bow in her hair.
coffee time jazz, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
I bet she’s cool. She looks cool.
Anonymous, on Oct 21, 2009 wrote:
take that shit out of your face u stupid cunt yeah modern primitive was pretty cool when REsearch came out in 91
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote:
orange jews
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote:
Don’t


Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
total do
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
high waisted jeans do not look good on everyone.
tammy faye, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
for once the fake glasses might actually help.
captain cheesepuff, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
speaking of sexmas, what about the girl in the back there? hubba hubba.
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
nice shirt, but at least try to fix that fucking fuck face
noiseZ13000, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
shes got some big tittttties
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
how is this a do? this bitch looks wack.
place kicker, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
eek! she’s cute but in a i-hope-one-of-my-friends-dates-her way.
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote:
ehh?
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
HA HA yes.

"soon enough she’ll see the light. eventually she will tire of holding her boyfriend’s hoodie while he moshes and she’ll realize hardcore is really just a fraternity of assholes who have dad issues."
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
shes never sXe! Shes gotta beer inher hands!
cunts!
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