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Is this some Rik Mayall side-project we missed out on, or did someone actually consent to fuck a living tribute to their nanna's neckwear?

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ItCameFromGOOR, on Nov 13, 2009 wrote:
It’s fun to be in a parade!
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote:
Hahahaha, cause there’s nothing neurotic about dressing like the swatch-catalogue from a Florida curtain boutique.
Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2009 wrote:
She needs to be saved from Captain Douche!!!
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote:
I’ll tell you what is genuinely unattractive and a real ’DON"T’: posting anonymous spiteful shit about other people’s appearance. Really worthwhile, really brave- I commend you all- keep the hate flowing. VICE magazine constant need to be ’edgy’ is more tragic and nauseating than anything that has ever appeared in the DONT section of its mag. If you had real balls you’d simply tell the truth about how hurt and scared you feel instead of puking this neurosis into the world every fucking month.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
trying too hard
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2009 wrote:
the ’very’ odd couple
clearthought, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote:
Hey look we’re different :)
What the fuck is this shit.
DallasDeckard, on Sep 19, 2009 wrote:
Ya think these two voted for McCain? Manning the phones for Palin 2012?
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote:
Wow. Parkey Posey is playing a nice girl dating below her level for once. Damn right.
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote:
re: comment below:

looks like she’s rep’in ICQ~!~
Anonymous, on Sep 15, 2009 wrote:
do enjoy tube top nipple accents
Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2009 wrote:
but it’s a fucking good t shit.
Anonymous, on Sep 7, 2009 wrote:
Clearly they are marching in the 17th annual Douchetard and Friends Walk-a-thon for Anal Cancer. I hope his hair gets caught in the subway train’s door.
Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2009 wrote:
thunder thighs? maybe, if you’re into broom handle thighs instead.
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote:
I heard Lady Gaga was doing a single with Michael Bolton!
turd to your mother, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote:
even if the rest of his was the greatest shit since sliced bread i would still hate him for the hat. what’s with the alien/african/chef hats?
Anonymous, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote:
Nigel Planer dipshit
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2009 wrote:
is that slater from dazed and confused?
hi fructose, on Sep 2, 2009 wrote:
what is she holding onto, his armpit hair?
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2009 wrote:
rory cochrane, parkey posey, and a sly reference to ween’s "push the little daisies" destroys any nostalgia for the 90’s whatsoever.
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
AAAAAAAAAAAH WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WEAR THAT. ANY OF THAT.
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
=+
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
the one zombie jill valentine fell for..
Nil Per Os, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
Rick Mayall is infinitely cooler than this velour shirt/pajama-pant wearing hippy.
sutor, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!he does not!
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
I hate to say it but he kinda looks like Dash Snow
malathion, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
looking this guy up and down you’re almost relieved to find that his shoes are , no shit , truly dull after you’ve endured the rest of him .
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
he looks a guy I used to buy pot from
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
I think he looks fly.
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
i thought only middle-aged black women wore that jacket he has tied around his waist.
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