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After suffering at the hands of store-bought Kurt & Courtneys, Sid & Nancys, and Siegfried & Roys for years, we've finally decided that the only acceptable Halloween costumes for couples are those British kids from the Goo cover, two back ends of a horse, or going as each other. Comments/Enlarge | See all


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Hey art school, we really like the whole mishmash of patterns thing but why the long neck?

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Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2009 wrote:
HAHA! BEST author comment ever!
sketchballer, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote:
cute but by 30 her neck and torso are going to make a right angle.
Anonymous, on Nov 9, 2009 wrote:
I’d hit it, even if she does look like she’s starting to turn into a CHUD.
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2009 wrote:
mutant disco ball
Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2009 wrote:
artschool ? lol (bollocks)
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote:
hunchback of the month
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
soon to be the weird mom of the neighborhood that all the other moms compare themselves too.
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2009 wrote:
hon är bög, helt klart
place kicker, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
i bet her farts smell like stuart murdoch and old buttons.
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote:
ohhh my dear friend. she’s gangster but she doesn’t have a shower! =(
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote:
best opposite sex friend material. just don’t get drunk and fuck.
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote:
dont let her coyness fool you. she looks like the type that would rip your cock off with her vaginal muscle prowness and keeps them in a mason jar of Listerine next to her bed.
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
she’s cute, don’t be so mean
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
she’s cute. that said, it does look like she should be eating bird seed.
clearthought, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote:
Giraffeneck.
Rave clothing.
I’m mixed.
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote:
Wonder if she has any kind of gag reflex?
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote:
Cute for the time being. When she’s 50 though that thing is going to be out at a right angle.
Anonymous, on Sep 16, 2009 wrote:
reincarnation of Mr. Rodgers...wonder if she’s as compulsively neat?
Anonymous, on Sep 15, 2009 wrote:
neck is a Do. shoes, not so much.
crimewave, on Sep 13, 2009 wrote:
Whatever about fucking her, more importantly I’ll bet she’s so much fun to hang out with it doesn’t even matter.
Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2009 wrote:
You’re a Don’t. This girl could say "Alakazaam!" and turn you into a slug. Shut your trap.
Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2009 wrote:
thats a dont!
Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2009 wrote:
AHHHHHHH socks on top of stockings. why do girls do this now?
Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2009 wrote:
anonymous are twats
Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2009 wrote:
what a bunch of bullshit. she is cute. her clothes are not. you have an empty hole in your life that screaming about shoes will not fill.
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote:
it is kind of giraffey. out, then up.
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote:
jesus christ try some beef for god sakes
rockwell, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote:
Worst shoes ever, like something my school bus driver would wear. He had the worst temper/eczema ever
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote:
I wold neck fuck the shit out of her.
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote:
more neck? Pelase...
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