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Yeah yeah, we’re as sick of these shoes as the rest of the thinking world, but doesn’t she have an early Madonna as Minnie Mouse thing that makes spatswith-shorts sort of make a lot of sense?

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Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote:
Instead of menstruating I think she bled heroin into her legs.
Anonymous, on Nov 19, 2009 wrote:
she’s beautiful! i don’t see what the problem is.
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2009 wrote:
she’s 16 and has fucked all of the bands that came through Kansas City this summer
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2009 wrote:
she’s a mom today - right after the shot was taken, actually
Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2009 wrote:
Don’t
Such a lacking imitation of an iconic look....

fuckin’ purleeeaaaassssse
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
her legs are frightening...
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
blow queen
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
highly bangable? yes. makes sense? hell no.
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
i dunno, she has a ’being highly bangable’ look that ’makes a lot of sense’. but most girls couldn’t pull this off.
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2009 wrote:
well soooorry for not noticing the phone in her hand you ass hole!
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
something is severely fucked up with her legs, but above the waist is up there with blowjobs and strawberry shortcake ice cream.
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
"her hand is glued to her face! "

she’s holding a phone, idiot.
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote:
shes straining so hard to look like the matierial girl, she has to cross her legs to keep from shitting herself.
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote:
her hand is glued to her face!
Anonymous, on Sep 20, 2009 wrote:
That IS Montaha! She looks even thinner here than usual. The bow could go, but the rest is nice.
shibumi, on Sep 19, 2009 wrote:
shoes? who gives a fuck? the real questions is what type of labia does she have?
Anonymous, on Sep 13, 2009 wrote:
that’s montaha from make me a supermodel
Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2009 wrote:
i don’t think so, she is just a rig
Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2009 wrote:
Max says: she’s well fit.
Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2009 wrote:
do be pretty? ok i’ll try. o wait, i’m fugly, dam!
yseson, on Sep 7, 2009 wrote:
yeah I mean chic, illiteracy is embarassing.
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote:
she looks like lady gaga
kennyp, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote:
ok, but she can pretty much wear anything and call it a do
Anonymous, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote:
well. she’s fine. but what you call Madonna/minnie mouse i call cindi lauper in black. and the bow is a little much, but it would stop me from... well.
Anonymous, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote:
Too cool for school.
Nick Sick, on Sep 2, 2009 wrote:
would
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2009 wrote:
Personally prefer toned dancers legs, not Darfur refugee legs. But she is still very beautiful. I bet she looks bangers in a pair of black skinny J’s.
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2009 wrote:
Ahh no dude, she aint worth it. She looks like the sort of girl who wanders over and says "Can you buy me a drink?", even though she’s a complete stranger, and she is so glammed up she gives me a inny
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2009 wrote:
sometimes vice, i think you make a ’don’t’ a ’do’, and vice versa because you know how many ego-engorged fashion nerd’s brains you are fucking with.
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2009 wrote:
if your that skinny. you could poop on her and fashionistas would still call it a triumpth in creativity.
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