Look at how smug this fucking genius is about the worst mistake of his life so far. Just how much TV did his dad not let him watch?Comments/Enlarge |
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It’s possible this is just a really advanced breed of party-stripper whose schtick is showing up looking for her little brother who was supposed to check in with mom over two hours ago and then all of a sudden the skirt’s flying and Jock Jams is blaring and tits are everywhere, but we’re going to err on the side of caution and simply say please go home, Alice.
Anonymous, on Nov 21, 2009 wrote: BAH! I have those minnetonka moccasins!
Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2009 wrote: I’m on my period and I’m just going out to get a burger and fries, so fuck off!
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote: yankees fans. ugh...
Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote: "I’ve got a broken face, ugh huh, ugh huh, ugh huh...yeah"
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote: Doy, she’s orthodox.
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote: big girls give good head. they have to.
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote: Yeah, but c’mon. You know that if no one was looking, you still would.
Anonymous, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote: 20 bucks says she doesnt shave that pussy
Anonymous, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote: this better have been an overseas flight or something. otherwise there is never an excuse for this nanny-in-rehab shit.
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2009 wrote: in response to: ’maybe some people don’t feel the need to dress up ALL the time for the sake of posing. she’s probably got someplace to be.’ no normal female would wear that somewhere they needed to be.
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2009 wrote: She looks like no sense of Humor at all...
Anonymous, on Aug 30, 2009 wrote: If she wasnt wearing panties, she reallyreally didnt want anyone to notice
Anonymous, on Aug 25, 2009 wrote: why would a woman dress herself to look like moby dick? if you are this white to begin with, throw some color into the mix.
Silent Running, on Aug 25, 2009 wrote: I see the Russians are back to letting gals into their paratrooper corps.
Anonymous, on Aug 25, 2009 wrote: yeah me too man. tits would be everywhere. and jock jams.
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote: I’d gloriously fuck her until she lost those red eye spots.
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote: can you imagine jock jams?
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote: her legs just gave me a headache.
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote: i hate when girls look like they just got off a 14-hour flight. even if she did she could have done better than this.
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote: what does this lady have against her legs?
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote: I just wanna run up and pull down her skirt and then laugh at her granny panties! if only!
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote: she is more of a susan than an Alice if you ask me
poozer, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote: looks like fergie (the royalty, not the singer) ten years ago and in disguise.
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote: what is she hiding under there?!
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote: She doesn’t look like an older sister. She looks like a younger mom who’s still trying to see "whaaaats gooood?"
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote: tits are everywhere
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote: She’s beautiful.
malathion, on Aug 23, 2009 wrote: of course most anything is possible if you throw enough money at it , and what’s always gratifying about throwin’ dough at ho’s like this is just how far $5 will go .
fatbaby, on Aug 23, 2009 wrote: i like to move it move it, you like to move it move it