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The most satisfying part of asking an aging male-model Charlie Brown grunge turd to pose for the DOs & DON’Ts is the moment he realizes which side of the page he’s destined for.

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Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2009 wrote:
"Looks like that douche bag from Nickelback."

You look like more of a douche
Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2009 wrote:
A Do
He has bigger balls than you acne-riddled lot
Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
Jeremy Irons’ nephew.
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2009 wrote:
rapist, rapist :) i think he looks like a rapist, i know that’s harsh, but i had to type something hahaha
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
matt dillon?!
Anonymous, on Sep 7, 2009 wrote:
straight-up looks like the douche from nickleback and i bet it is. what a fuckin clown, crazy... bet it’s him.
gdhamell, on Sep 7, 2009 wrote:
Looks like that douche bag from Nickelback.
Anonymous, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote:
He’s got a shit-stained Fabio vibe going on...can’t quite put my finger on it.
enstigator, on Aug 28, 2009 wrote:
this guy couldn’t wipe charlie brown’s ass. or pigpen’s for that matter.
Stanleyhalen, on Aug 27, 2009 wrote:

No way this guy is American... He isn’t 40 pounds over weight rocking a triple chin.

Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2009 wrote:
please don’t be american, please don’t be american...
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2009 wrote:
jesus you could scrub off two-day old oatmeal bowls with those eyebrows.
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2009 wrote:
i scrolled through the first top of the photo and thought... "burn-out crackhead". then i scrolled through the second and wretched in my lap.
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2009 wrote:
la douche
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote:
Hank Azaria has really let himself go.
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote:
looks like colin farrell
catbird, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote:
hahaha
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote:
He looks worse than FrankMusik, and that is sad.
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote:
He looks like Matt Dillon playing a kooky rockstar in a Mockumenatary
Anonymous, on Aug 23, 2009 wrote:
oh my god his face is sadder than an old sunny day real estate album.
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2009 wrote:
All I could think about while looking at this was Chad Kroeger. Gaaaaah.
Nick Sick, on Aug 21, 2009 wrote:
love the frosted tips
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2009 wrote:
doug funny’s not funny any more :(
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2009 wrote:
100% of the guys who commented, are fat, bald, ugly or all three. Dude’s ok, let alone the hideous bleach. With his natural color and a without the goatee (maybe a full beard) he’s a DO.
lowbrow, on Aug 21, 2009 wrote:
prettyboy only works when you’re a boy, and usually not even then.
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2009 wrote:
He looks worse that the guy from Nickelback. I know, I know. I didn’t think it could be done either.
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2009 wrote:
This is the fate that Brad Pitt escaped by becoming an international superstar. Forever this chap is doomed to search for self-relevance at free Budweiser concerts of Nickelback Tribute bands trying to drown the sorrows of his pointless life in Smirnoff Ice with bleach blonde girls in designer rip off t shirts and multistudded purses
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2009 wrote:
hank azaria is set to star in the new kurt cobain biopic.
Anonymous, on Aug 20, 2009 wrote:
more like Fagio.
miscreant, on Aug 20, 2009 wrote:
This is Fabio’s Cousin Douche-io.
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