We love these East Village tweakers who broadcast public-access TV shows from their mother’s living room in Alphabet City. They are the real New York, and the neighborhood would suck without them. Never go away, Crimson Bernie!Comments/Enlarge |
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The kids today are full of shit—literally. They eat three-kilogram bags of processed food (no this bag of chips is NOT Photoshopped) and it sits in their disgusting Pepsi intestines until they wet fart it into their pants during a 12-hour video game. Oh yeah, and they can’t stop beating off. Jesus fucking Christ could kids be more disgusting please?
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote: holy fucking shit! you could use that for squats.
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote: The ALL TIME saddest DON’T on Vice EVER!! The only thing that could make this worse would be if he was wearing sandels...oh wait.
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2009 wrote: is the boy who farts his pants died?
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2009 wrote: dd
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2009 wrote: and he’s a yankees fan. the biggest don’t of all
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote: The caption is so true.
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote: And it is his generation that will be the last people left on earth. And the human race will die out because of Pepsi induced impotence.
Anonymous, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote: actually i think its a bag, i think it has a zip on the side.
still gay.
Anonymous, on Apr 10, 2009 wrote: He’s wearing sandals too Dx
Anonymous, on Mar 28, 2009 wrote: well im proud of my addictions
Anonymous, on Mar 16, 2009 wrote: i fear for my generation!
thx-138, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote: I hate his fucking shades, this picture ruined my mood.
Anonymous, on Dec 26, 2008 wrote: that kid has fat ankles. blatantly.
Anonymous, on Dec 7, 2008 wrote: dewd dawg dewd
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote: He’s not gonna eat that much- look at his little cup of dip on top of the bag.
exitement, on Sep 28, 2008 wrote: dude what fuck is the deal with bot-posts? they don’t link to or advertise anything, and they don’t make sense.
it would be sweet if you had a backpack and all you kept in it was that bag of chips. i think it’d be funny and appreciated at the bar instead of excessive and disgusting in the glow of an xbox.
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2008 wrote: dude probably jerks of with shampoo, what?
