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What the fuck are you glowering about? If that sexball let me put my freckly hands all over her person I'd be doing dances with her that make Skeritt Boy look like a tree-sloth who hates sex, not getting into staring problems with every other guy in the room. I guess heavy hangs the face that wears the tits. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Rave sucks, but when you’re stuck in there, tripping your balls off, catching sight of this and becoming so transfixed with it that you start developing religious theories about asses, it actually starts to make perfect sense. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Hey, aren’t these the same two drunken saps in charge of guarding the Communist border in every funny cold-war movie ever made? How are they still cops? They must be the world’s greatest beneficiaries of Germany’s failure to appreciate the comic timing of Harold Ramis.

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Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2009 wrote:
ommmmg the one on the right is so fuckin hot. but no hes doesnt look like cillian
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
awwww! I want them to do despicable things to me
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
the guy on the right is amazing. wow. that uniform on him... I want him to dominate me
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2009 wrote:
the best surch
Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2009 wrote:
they look like bro date rapists.
Anonymous, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote:
fucking Nazis.
Anonymous, on Aug 28, 2009 wrote:
well ... the guy down below is right about the uniforms, but thats only half of the story. german police is switching over to blue uniforms, in order to make police all over europe look similar (all must dress in dark blue).

i’d say the guy on the left is a cop, the guy on the right is just some random guy, dressed like a cop for a party or whatever ...
Anonymous, on Aug 22, 2009 wrote:
OH my god I want that one on the right so badly it huuuurts.
Nick Sick, on Aug 21, 2009 wrote:
fuck cops. period.
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2009 wrote:
America! Hey Chicago! Bang-bang!
Anonymous, on Aug 17, 2009 wrote:
at a quick glance they looked like Daft Punk. Respect for the jackets.
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2009 wrote:
Michael Jackson?
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2009 wrote:
I want to fuck the guy on the right so bad it’s making my stomach hurt.
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2009 wrote:
Berlin cops always seem underequipped, they make British cops seem like judge Dredd. Then again its the safest ive felt in europe.
Anonymous, on Aug 13, 2009 wrote:
i bet these guys moonlight as ghostbusters.
enstigator, on Aug 13, 2009 wrote:
impersonating a cop and drinking and making him laugh all at once!
Anonymous, on Aug 13, 2009 wrote:
cillian murphy?
Anonymous, on Aug 13, 2009 wrote:
the jacket is definitely not standard-issue but the glasses and hat are hilarious.
Anonymous, on Aug 13, 2009 wrote:
i don’t know. his boots are pretty convincing.
Anonymous, on Aug 13, 2009 wrote:
"Hold on a sec. The van is German police standard issue, but their "uniforms" are clearly not. These guys aren’t cops, German cops wear gay greenish pants and jackets and khaki shirts. "

depends on the state. hesse and hamburg cops for example wear black/blue. don’t know where this is, but the left one is real, the right one is not.
Anonymous, on Aug 13, 2009 wrote:
The "cop" contingent at the CSD parade in Berlin, maybe?
Anonymous, on Aug 12, 2009 wrote:
"Hold on a sec. The van is German police standard issue, but their "uniforms" are clearly not. These guys aren’t cops, German cops wear gay greenish pants and jackets and khaki shirts. "

i thought every european country had vw vans for the police and they all made the DEEEEEE-doooooo DEEEEEEE-doooooo siren noise.
rabies babies, on Aug 12, 2009 wrote:
in the wire mcnulty and bunk go to the tracks to booze but these guys booze it up in the streets. if this is how it is then maybe being a cop isn’t that bad. i also heard of this cop yesterday that is suing his coworkers because his wife is in the new playboy and they were giving him shit about it. i was shocked that cops can get wifes hot enough for playboy and just as shocked that this little pussy couldn’t handle a few jabs from his buds. what a pussy.
Anonymous, on Aug 12, 2009 wrote:
someone give these two batons to twirl. that’s all that’s missing.
Anonymous, on Aug 12, 2009 wrote:
I want a used VW police van with sirens and lights. Do they have police auctions wherever this is?
Anonymous, on Aug 12, 2009 wrote:
the dispatcher probably gives these two all the crazy emergency calls. i would just to see the dashboard videos. hilarity would ensue.
jiminy, on Aug 12, 2009 wrote:
bonus points for holding the bottle like a pirate holding rum.
Anonymous, on Aug 12, 2009 wrote:
i’d let them do full body cavity searches on me if they wanted.
Anonymous, on Aug 12, 2009 wrote:
its like some one shouted abuse at them and the cop on the right is all like "let me finish this wine and its on, boris get your jacket of its time to rumble"
Anonymous, on Aug 12, 2009 wrote:
haha smashed at lunch and then they go out and fuck with people. tickets for untied shoes, not straight partings and the classic not giving police your number.
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