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I’m starting to think that the septum ring and the surface piercings and the connector chains and the filthy camo shirt with Discharge patches holding together the shoulder are all pretty integral to the overall shaved-headed look. When you take them away you just sort of look like you’re on your way home from concentration camp. Comments/Enlarge | See all


These guys remind me of what vikings would have been like if they were slightly more courteous and also dressed like gaylords. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Can you imagine how hard one of those Mystery-worshipping pickup magicians would shit himself if this guy pulled up through a veil of mist saying “Here let me call you back, Phil, I’ve just got to deal with something real quick”? It would sound like a buffalo hitting cliff-bottom.

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Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote:
This is called COMMITMENT, and it is deeply underrated.
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2009 wrote:
"they sell drugs and bone Asian chicks"

that sounds like what i want to be when i grow up.
Anonymous, on Aug 18, 2009 wrote:
Mystery is that douchenozzle who jedis stupid frosted jersey bitches and calls it being a ’pickup artist’
Anonymous, on Aug 5, 2009 wrote:
That guy is awesome! His car is always parked at Fountain and Olive in West Hollywood. He trains cats too.
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote:
is his car wrapped in paper? look at the fender
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2009 wrote:
what the fuck is a Mystery-worshipping pickup magician??
Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2009 wrote:
fuck you dirty bum
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asshole
Anonymous, on Aug 1, 2009 wrote:
The byproduct of a peacock shitting a drag queen onto someone’s dead grandfather.
whoah, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote:
purple? really?
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote:
"the guy is a douche who has a party every weekend at his dump of a house in the Hollywood hills -which he shares with four other ancient losers - they sell drugs and bone Asian chicks - his pick up joint is the rainbow on sunset strip "

you say that like it’s a bad thing
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote:
you can literally see him coming from a mile away.
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote:
What’s it saying?
It’s saying Chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty,
chitty chitty,
(Bang - Bang)
Bang Bang!
chitty chitty
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang,
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you.
And, in
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
What we’ll do.
Near, far, in our motor car Oh what a happy time we’ll spend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you.
And, in
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
What we’ll do.
Near, far, in our motor car
Oh what a happy time we’ll spend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Your sleek as a thoroughbred.
Your seats are a feather bed.
You’ll turn everybody’s head today.
We’ll glide on our motor trip
With pride in our ownership
The envy of all we survey.
Oh Chitty You Chitty
Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you.
And Chitty, in Chitty
Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang what we’ll do.
Near Chitty, far Chitty, in our motor car Oh what a happy time we’ll spend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.....(hold)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Fine four fendered Chitty Chitty friend.
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote:
So that’s what happened to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote:
it still remains a mystery like where the fuck bin laden is
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote:
l would definetly die to hang out with him.fuckin awesome and charismatic.
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
Awesome.

The comment below "the guy is a douche who has a party every weekend at his dump of a house in the Hollywood hills -which he shares with four other ancient losers - they sell drugs and bone Asian chicks" only makes me think he is more awesome.
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
this guys name is "fabulous fig". I rented him for a birthday party once
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
Hey...All Right. It is good to see that this "thing" I’ve been working on still looks good at 90. I’ts always good to know your shit will stand up to the test of time. :)
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
the guy is a douche who has a party every weekend at his dump of a house in the Hollywood hills -which he shares with four other ancient losers - they sell drugs and bone Asian chicks - his pick up joint is the rainbow on sunset strip
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
awesome

Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
Narc!
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
LMAO just the right amount of sequin ... he’s a fucking fashion deity lol
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
awesome. now i don’t have to go to ruby falls.
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
That’s a bad ass scarf..
darthvice, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
"and a purple top hat too??? oh and his purple car could fly too you say???"-cops.
"yeah and he captured my soul with all the other children with his lollipops."-me
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
it does have a certain ace and gary feeling to it.
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
this guy looks like a charachter from a tim burton movie
dangerboy, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
being a magician is only cool if yooure 70+
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
thats hte most phallic looking car ive ever seen
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
i want that jacket
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