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Whenever you hear about some Mormon kid coming to the big city and losing his way it’s always “sex industry this” and “meth parties that.” Nobody’s willing to acknowledge the equally destructive pull of video games and gnome culture.

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Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote:
That dude always smells like sweat and VapoRub.
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
He looks like the kid in the Icy Tower game.
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
if this dude’s name is "indigo" then he is my new hero.
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2009 wrote:
Ha ha a rainbow playing tekken 3 !
Anonymous, on Aug 16, 2009 wrote:
Tekken 3!
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2009 wrote:
let this man play his game in peace. he’s way too into killing shit to be worried about little jimmy’s ass.
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2009 wrote:
spot the pederast.
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote:
clearly "robin" by magnus carlsson. awesome in animation, shit sad in real life.
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2009 wrote:
it looks like he has a can of soup up his hat. chicken noodle, im guessing
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2009 wrote:
if he was pale that outfit really wouldnt work
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2009 wrote:
Terrible at matching? Seems to me every color on that shoe has a corresponding clothing item.
Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2009 wrote:
looks like casey for big brother 11 who got evicted last week.
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote:
suprisingly tan for an arcade geek
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2009 wrote:
it’s sad that he’s probably spending hours there trying to break the high score of a 12 year old.
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
this is egalitarianism
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
its amazing that someone that obsessed with video games would be equally obsessed with matching. he’s doing both terribly
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
gimpy
gnarwhal, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
the people are, the clothes aren’t.
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
are those scrubs?
Fuck Russia, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
^^vv<><>ba
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
what the hell? is that pacman virtual reality or something?
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
and he would take a discount if you paid in quarters.
malathion, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
yeah , that is exactly the kind of guy i wanna buy a dimebag of brick weed off of at 2am .
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
it doesn’t all tie together but personally i love south of the borders in dickies.
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
...and i’m talking about the ones that are eternally waiting on their son, the one that no one has ever, ever seen.
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
adults actually playing the games might not be a do but it’s less of a don’t than the ones that simply hang out looking skeevy.
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
there’s no retirement plan for arcaders. at some point you hope they venture outside to the go karts but for some there is simply no hope.
anonymouse, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
nah, they all have like 12 kids so losing one to video games isn’t that big of a deal.
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
in the mormon world a sex party would probably be better than this. at least that way they can keep up their repopulation efforts.
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
Arcades still exist? Wow. That alone amazes me.
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