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Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
oh nooo... is that more whyte people doing the robo’ ?
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2009 wrote:
God damn, I don’t know why chicks straighten their hair. any girl can be sexy if she’s happy with herself. this girl is evidence.
I guess I have to see her face, though
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
those aren’t poses, just white people dancing caught in a split-second.
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
everyones in such an awkward pose
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote:
It’s so annoying when anyone talks about hipsters. That term has been bent and broken so many times now that it’s useless.
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote:
"They look like they’re dancing to ’Linus and Lucy.’"

EXACTLY
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote:
the only reasonable explanation why no one is within three feet is that she’s doing crazy ninja leg kicks and extra spazzy dance numbers. this do needs a video accompaniment.
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote:
in the time the rest of the girls spent straightening their hair she was getting prepared with tequila shots and jodeci.
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote:
owning it overcomes all else. that’s how it works.
lowbrow, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote:
i love girls that get into dancing. you know she goes all out when walk like an egyptian comes on too. i think girls that get down have the same kind of edge that guys with accents do.
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2009 wrote:
It’s so annoying when people who read Vice Magazine talk shit about hipsters. So pathetic.
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2009 wrote:
"Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2009 wrote:
Is there anything worse than a crowd of aging hipster fives with halitosis and too many beards poorly dancing to their grandparents music?"

YOUR MOM.
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2009 wrote:
Is there anything worse than a crowd of aging hipster fives with halitosis and too many beards poorly dancing to their grandparents music?
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2009 wrote:
oh god that guy in the blue shirt and glasses was my fuck buddy last year
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2009 wrote:
Allison Goldfrapp?
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2009 wrote:
sexy from the front and from the back
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2009 wrote:
doowop dance party spectacularrrr!!!
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2009 wrote:
This girl is hawter than anything i could dream of...
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2009 wrote:
They look like they’re dancing to ’Linus and Lucy.’
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2009 wrote:
hot
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
Everyone is dancing stupid, I love them all. Let’s dance!
malathion, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
i bet she’s never even used the zipper on that thing . she slides in and out of it . slithering .
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
this is the kind of shit that makes an average girl the girl that every guy in the place wants to go home with.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
she’s having more fun that the rest of the people there combined.
ghostfingers, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
wish i was there right now with a four beer buzz and help in my pocket.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
zombies don’t look all that out of place on a white person dance floor. that’s really really sad.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
would you quit drinking out of disgust or for better odds with her? you should distinguish.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
sometimes white people ask me "What do you mean when you call a white person a honkie?"

I show them this picture
Miscreant, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
If this were an exhibit at an art gallery I would stay. If it were a bar I would quit drinking.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
looks like she stuck her finger in a socket for hair and dancing skills.
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