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The one good part of dressing up like a Hello Kitty juggalogre is that most of us have been conditioned since childhood to avoid disturbing your slumber.

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Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2009 wrote:
You dont have to be a "hipster" to not like fat girls. Its universal, no one wants to touch that shit.
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote:
drumstick or mini plunger?
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
i think he/she needs a hug:)
Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2009 wrote:
I like fat chicks (just not this one!)
catbird, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote:
yea, wouldn’t want to wake the hello kitty monster!!
Anonymous, on Aug 20, 2009 wrote:
Scumnation says ’Could be a boy, have you heard of queens or as Bowie would say ’don’t know if you’re a boy or a girl’ so what the fuck is it, a butch dyke or a girly boy?
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote:
wait, isn’t this a girl? fingernails give it away i think?
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote:
this guy is definitely getting a ticket for sleeping on the train!
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
to longwinded anon 3 posts below:
1. people do rag on cute DO girls with horrible fashion sense (while beating off)
2. noone likes fat chicks. even fat chicks don’t like fat chicks.
3. people who use ’hipster’ as an epithet and have any idea what the fuck is ’wapanese’ are nerdraging cunts
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
uh, the nails?
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote:
Scumnation says "How the fuck do you know it’s a girl, i can’t see any tits on it, can’t even see a bulge in its pants, are you the boyfriend/girlfriend or what? We ain’t disliking its fashion sense, we just want to know what the fuck it is.
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2009 wrote:
Would you hipster douches really be ragging on her if she were thin? Come on, she’s dressed just like the anorexic doper Wapanese airheads you guys beat of to in 85% of the DOs. You just don’t like fat chicks. If you don’t, that’s cool...just don’t chalk it up to disliking her fashion sense.
lovehandles, on Jul 28, 2009 wrote:
dont understand what is happening on the head.
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2009 wrote:
I miss seeing ridiculous mall goth boots. :(
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2009 wrote:
Scumnation says" It’s Bowie’s Rebel Rebel."
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
no meth. she would be more skinny and have more scratch marks. the rest is pretty dead on though. taco bell and protein shakes maybe.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
the nails gave it away, its a girl! ...but then again the nails are blue... its a boy?
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
ohh snap
Hutch_, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote:
I wonder who molested her as a child.
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote:
did a smurf and a samoan have a child and then feed it nothing but taco bell and meth?
jnevs, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote:
Thats a man gota be
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote:
Scumnation says "What the fuck is that?"
Dilettante, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote:
That weave is more complicated than Obama’s Health Plan press conference
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote:
The blue nails and the jelly bracelets...accessorizing perfection!
QTGetomov, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote:
I was a bit scared at first but then I relaxed; no-one with a Rainbow Bright tattoo can be too scary!
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote:
That’s a woman?!
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote:
I bet she has got a gnarly vag!
enstigator, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote:
cankle sweaters. ewwww.
anonymouse, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote:
let’s hook her up with the monster behind the dumpster in mulholland drive.
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote:
she has an itsy bitsy index finger bandanna.
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