If you're a psychotic murderer who needs to dispose of body parts across town, dressing up as a Godspell unicycle mime on his way to work is a surprisingly good option. The unicycle case will fit the average-sized kid and people tend to assume the smell is just coming from you.Comments/Enlarge |
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You wouldn't believe the kind of crazy shit we've been getting into every night since we became friends with Robbie. We're just worried someone's going to hit him in the head again and set everything back to normal.Comments/Enlarge |
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Come on, America, we've been at the drunken yokel game for nearly a quarter of a millenium and what have we come up with? Billy Carter? Ogre? These Belgians are reaming us with their 17th-century ringmaster tramps.
Anonymous, on Aug 13, 2009 wrote: Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2009 wrote:
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote:
This is at Pukkelpop festival in Belgium last year. Every second loser was wearing one of these t-shirts. Personally, I have bad memories of the festival. Some cunt nicked my passport, camera, money etc etc...I’ve had an aversion to all things Belgian ever since.
That’s too bad. I’ve had an aversion to all things British ever since they wouldn’t stop using the word ’cunt’.
Regardless of whether I happen to be British (which I’m not), surely someone rinsing my tent of all my shit is justification to call them whatever the fuck I feel. Yep. It is.
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote: Of course the teeth are fake. Hes at some fest. Stupids
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote: a clever man once said three boobs is better than two boobs, an ever more clever man made it into a shirt
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote: this is soooo titties!
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote: if by bling you mean his rotten grill then you are horribly mistaken.
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote: Is he a giant? He looks hhyyyyyyyuuuuuuuge.
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote: he must have tons of pocket room
Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2009 wrote: Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote:
This is at Pukkelpop festival in Belgium last year. Every second loser was wearing one of these t-shirts. Personally, I have bad memories of the festival. Some cunt nicked my passport, camera, money etc etc...I’ve had an aversion to all things Belgian ever since.
That’s too bad. I’ve had an aversion to all things British ever since they wouldn’t stop using the word ’cunt’.
Moe Lester, on Jul 19, 2009 wrote: i don’t think his bling really historically matches the rest of the outfit.
malathion, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: where’s his twirling baton , or his pied piper flute . i bet he gets laid more than floor tile anyhow , by freakishly curvaceous tavern wenches at the renaissance festivals he is undoubtedly the star of when he’s dressed for the occasion . jesus , i bet his wardrobe would make the queen mother feel sartorially short-dicked .
miscreant, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: In Europe,an inbred dolt with a contented smile and a colorful costume is probably Duke of Waffle or some such.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: This is at Pukkelpop festival in Belgium last year. Every second loser was wearing one of these t-shirts. Personally, I have bad memories of the festival. Some cunt nicked my passport, camera, money etc etc...I’ve had an aversion to all things Belgian ever since.
enstigator, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: he has to be an entertainer at whichever festival this is.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: fake
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: this man needs crest white strips. like ten bajillion of them.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: I wanna pound beers and sing songs with him
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: he looks like a mixture of a retarded bull fighter and a retarted maitre d.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: those have to be fake right?
lazy eyez killa, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: his breath just wiped out a small patch of grass.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: germs don’t bother me and normally i’d drink after almost anyone but i wouldn’t get within ten feet of anything that was within ten feet of his mouth.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: looks like my dog’s rotten tooth. i don’t envy people within breath range.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: time to go to the dentist’s office.
your mom, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: Are this guy’s teeth serious?
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: everyone always thinks that when you give homeless people money they are just going to spend it on booze and drugs...but no. they save up to buy elaborate circus costumes. good for them.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: the real euro trash. so much more endearing that the hair gel and gold chain euro trash.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: the picture makes him look like hes 12 feet tall
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: it may be a crazy outfit, but somehow I think he would look even more nuts in normal clothes.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: i would pay anything for that shirt. or the hat. or the boots...
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: he doubles up as his own clown too. no makeup needed.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: damn! that is arguably even better than the tee shirts you can buy on the beach with the women’s body in a bikini on it....
