Fuck “the love between a bird and fish.” The furthest distance in the world right now is the space between this beard and my fists.Comments/Enlarge |
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What the fuck are you glowering about? If that sexball let me put my freckly hands all over her person I'd be doing dances with her that make Skeritt Boy look like a tree-sloth who hates sex, not getting into staring problems with every other guy in the room. I guess heavy hangs the face that wears the tits.Comments/Enlarge |
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I don't know where TV stations got the idea that we like having our news barked at us by arrogant 5s in pantsuits, but looks like Mexico's starting to figure out the route to our complete and undivided attention.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote: lmao at the caption. so true!! i’d watch that and not click over to spongebob
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote: it’s Record network from Brazil! www.rederecord.com.br
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2009 wrote: HAWT
Hutch_, on Jul 21, 2009 wrote: and it takes a special brand of dumb ass to not see that Vice is actually talking shit on white news casters and giving props to Mexico.
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote: takes a special brand of soulless prick to constantly refer to woman by numbers.
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2009 wrote: Vice has waves of funny and not-so-funny like everything else. Since I started reading, I guess several years ago, people have been bitching that Vice isn’t funny anymore, everyday. No exaggeration here, I think it has been almost every day that someone writes in and says it’s not funny anymore, almost everyday for several years! Yet I suspect those same people still come back and read it and bitch some more. I’m telling you, this current batch of readers is pretty witty, maybe because they just get in and make their jokes, instead of turning on each other and making the whole thing an estrogenic bitch-fest.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: She’s a bigger freak than your mom.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: Stanleyhalen, you are absolutely correct.
Lighten up asshole... It’s not racist to laugh at a monster like this who puts themselves out there... All of you lighten up.
Check out Don Rickles act from the 70’s.. Then you’ll truly understand what a bunch of reactionaries you’ve all become.. Using the "Amarosa Index" to gauge what’s racist.. Bunch of clueless snot nosed pussies that you all are..
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: well, if they didn’t want us to think she was a five and that it was the newscasters, these viceland bitches better start writing at our level. no matter what it is.
rufiomania, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: she’s not the five you fucking dimwits, the other newscasters are. i can’t believe this many of you can’t read a complete sentence without tripping over your own dick.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: See you later guy, if you had 3rd-grade+ reading comprehension skills you’d realize they aren’t making fun of this girl/man, they’re saying she/guy is more interesting to look at then some hatchet-faced sorority girl in a blazer.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: when Vice first kicked off the whole do’s and don’t shebang was hilarious. Now it’s just a shit parody of itself which thinks taking digs at people, normally in a racist / homophobic / anything-even-mildy-different-phobic, is jst the shizz whn in fact you’d need to be a moron to find most of it funny. RIP Vice.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: she’s got nerve!!
so what if she’s been avoiding the salads? go sister and tell the people.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: Welcome to Paula Abdul post American Idol
greeksalot, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: Why do I have a feeling that if you unfastened her belt/gurney/saddle thing, she would simply collapse into a giant quivering pile of blubber?
Silent Running, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: Looks like she chopped the legs off some other hideous cow and had them sewed on Frankenstein-style.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: LOL, to all the retards who couldn’t figure out that 5 refers to regular newscasters, and not this freak show.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: They’re not saying that SHE’S a five, you dipshits, they’re saying the regular news presenters are