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It takes a particularly dedicated brand of laziness to get fired from a job you made up for yourself.

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Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
he skeezes out me and i’m an aboveage man.
Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
This guy wheels his little box around Santa Monica and Venice hawking his shitty handwriting analysis, all the while, his main goal (when he’s not sleeping) is to skeez out underage chicks.
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
not your nuts?
Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2009 wrote:
i have the urge to drop skittles or jelly beans into his open mouth.
kennyp, on Sep 15, 2009 wrote:
i would have to give this guy money.
Anonymous, on Aug 18, 2009 wrote:
lol@ sage master
Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2009 wrote:
Lumberg?
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote:
Why I want to be my own boss!
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2009 wrote:
p.s. he has sasquatch feet
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2009 wrote:
lycos? really?
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote:
The affect of the economic crisis on customer service
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote:
The LYCOS.COM makes it poetry.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote:
It took almost two years but finally another good one.
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
what is the email address for? is someone really going to walk by, consider getting their handwriting analyzed, not be into it enough to sit down but consider it enough to memorize sage master’s email address?
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
He even has the Hugh Hefner satin robe. Now there’s a man who knows how to relax.
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
finally a good comment-
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
dudes getting paid to do that? best job ever
Miscreant, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
If he started this business with the idea that sleep was more important than money, my hat’s off to him.
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
analyzing handwriting must be fucking exhausting.
malathion, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
of course that prick would be lounging his ass on a seat made out of our sacred flag . i’d write something like "hey asshole , you are going to die , you have a few seconds to analyze this statement "
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
is this a sting operation? like you see him sleeping and try to steal his money box and all the sudden there are twelve co-handwriting experts on you like flies?
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
Why wear an shirt under your silk shirt? Isn’t the point of wearing silk to feel the douchey smoothness on your skin? To slide around inside your clothes like a rotting peach?
rusty, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
maybe he’s on siesta
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
i wonder if he needs a permit to sit (sleep) there
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
guess who will be receiving an email with a link to this page, yup good ol’ sage master.
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
this guy is almost as good as the ones that sell customized poems...almost
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
he could perhaps just be the guy who gets paid to hold the sign and has decided to make it a bit more comfy.......no its all him.
bum tickler, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
im guessing that the call for handwriting analysis has taken a real drop since the last time i wrote anything by hand was eleven months ago.
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
where did he get that shirt? that thing is awesome!
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
im guessing that the call for handwriting analysis has taken a real drop in the current financial climate.
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