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Whenever Hollywood tries to pass a 9 in corduroys off as "the weird girl," it makes me wonder if casting agents are really that oblivious or just still carrying a grudge against all the thick-necked girls in Melvins shirts they had to fuck in high school.

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Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2009 wrote:
"are you kidding me?
a NINE!
shes an average six"

yep
Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2009 wrote:
So Vice likes mainstream girlies ?

Woah, I thought it’s meant to be some forward hardcore mag ?
Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote:
acadia what up
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote:
how old is this girl? i need to know if my thoughts are dirty or just thoughts.
Anonymous, on Sep 21, 2009 wrote:
This is great.

All hail the Pigs of the Roman Empire.
Anonymous, on Sep 3, 2009 wrote:
guess who is the emo chick of the year. Sarah the too cool for school chick.
Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2009 wrote:
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Anonymous, on Aug 10, 2009 wrote:
I’ve nailed this one many times. She’s a great lay even though she looks innocent. She was really into role playing. Loved being the dominating teacher...
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote:
Thanks Vice for publishing my photo! I found this hottie out East in a pizza joint when I was out there for army training.
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2009 wrote:
she just gave me my own personal pep rally.
Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2009 wrote:
Yeah, she actually looks cool...
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote:
She most have went to Holy Name Elementary...hottie!
Anonymous, on Jul 26, 2009 wrote:
Man I’d just love to (obnoxious teenage sexual fantasy)!!!

Actually...on second thought, I’d like to use this forum as it was intended and comment on how funky this chick’s STYLE is: I couldn’t pull it off, but it works for you girl!

9.5/10
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2009 wrote:
I would love to spank this girl and tell her who her daddy is!
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2009 wrote:
If I wasn’t already in love, I love the idea of possibly being in love with her. Sigh.
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2009 wrote:
realistically a 10
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2009 wrote:
it’s the face of evil behind her!
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2009 wrote:
I bet this picture is in a high school year book under spirit week and tacky day. I wouldn’t be surprised if she normally dresses like another suburban mall rat.
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2009 wrote:
Wow a 6 huh? Does your scale go higher than ten?
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2009 wrote:
are you kidding me?
a NINE!
shes an average six
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote:
she is young you asshat. if you’re 29 and look younger than her you need to get something checked out because something ain’t right.
Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2009 wrote:
si me la cojo
Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2009 wrote:
is this girl supposed to be young or something? I don’t get it. Look at the bag-ass wrinkles around her eyes. she looks older than me and i’m 29.
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2009 wrote:
Fuck trends, cute is cute
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote:
some asshole is going to destroy her when she gets to college and she will never be the same.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote:
this is just about the only thing ever that has made me want to relive highschool.
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote:
By "9" do you mean years old?
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote:
A 9? holy fuck my girl is a 18 then, wahoooo!
Stanleyhalen, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
My god! eat something already! What the fuck, Not sexy, that huge bruise you get at the base of your cock after fucking a bag of bones like this one.. not sexy at all..

Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
PS from previous post, WTF?! she’s not a 10, not a 9!
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