Taking in an exchange student seems like a bad decision when he walks in on you in the bathroom or wants to learn about baseball. But come on, how good is the part when you and your friends teach him that the American way to answer the phone is "Hello fancy lady?" or that it's customary to present your host with a 10-inch swath from the bottom of each garment after a dinner party? Pretty good.Comments/Enlarge |
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Dragged away screaming is still obviously the industry standard, but we think led spacily by the arm with a sliver of jizz on your chin has a refined sense of debauched insouciance that could make it a real competitor this year.
Anonymous, on Aug 27, 2009 wrote: If that’s jizz, whose dick did he suck? Dangermouse?
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2009 wrote: goodness, i had no idea they even made peelers like him anymore.
Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote: omfg My first impression was that the arrestee had a toothpick in his mouth. Then I read the caption, looked back up, and promptly spit diet coke all over my desk.
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote: waht
anabur, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote: Constable Barnaby looks like he sees an impending alien invasion
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: Scumnation says "Now that’s what you call a pig. does it squeal, grunt or both?"
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote: merrie olde dickensian faggerie
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote: Good try on the caption, but no caption can make this picture better than it already is. It’s perfect.
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote: i love these people. just look at them, living their lives
malathion, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote: that looks like a remote he’s aiming
Lomax, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote: that man looks like an old lesbian with jizz on her chin.
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote: i think they are still using the old school nokias in the uk. i hope to god that’s not where my donated phone ended up. but if it caught this guy then okay, maybe it’s alright.
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote: this honestly looks like beautifully composed photograph, every piece as important as the next. in making me laugh, that is
ghostfingers, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote: he’s going to be really popular in general pop.
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote: there is something very "jamie lee curtis" about that "man"
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote: look at that piggy. thats exactly what comes to mind when i think "cop"
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote: its hard to be scared by cops in britain because despite the introduction of tasers and mace most of them are still pc plods wearing dick helmets.
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote: Constable: "You are not obliged to swallow, sir, but anything you do swallow may have to be brought up again and produced as evidence."
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote: Is the Bobby gonna shave him?
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: it looks like the cops arresting him, but hes actually trying to explaim h imself while he puts his dick away
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: jizz hiccups. been there. tasted that.
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: whats he doing, calling for backup?
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: that dude does not look initimated in the least
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: id pay money to see what the cops about to say
komodo, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: like a mary kay sticker in the back window of a vw van, a cross necklace can’t shield you from the inevitable.
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: can’t a guy wander the streets numb to the world with a flavor savor anymore? i blame the bnp.
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: its a good thing cops in england dont carry guns, this dude looks like he wants to pistol whip someone
skidmarx, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: "I think that cop is chris farley’s brother."
you succeeded in making me laugh. nice one.
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: I think that cop is chris farley’s brother.
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: i dont think he’s looking right at anything
