When girls tell their parents they met a nice Spanish guy on their European vacation, dads don’t think of Javier Bardem. They see this.Comments/Enlarge |
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She’s aiming at “grunge goes to college” but it’s coming off more like the cover artwork of a porno VHS where schoolgirls have to drink the jizz of hairy Germans out of a martini glass.Comments/Enlarge |
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Right on! If those fucking snack narcs think they can get between you and some delicious frozen treats right now, they're gonna get what's coming to them. You are totally in control of this situation!
Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2009 wrote: afros + shirts under longer shirts + low sitting cut offs + slanted eyes = one motherfuckin O G from china..
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: lawson station = awesome station
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote: There is this new technique - where if you close one eye while hitting someone, it gives you so much more credibility.
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote: None of that necessarily had anything to do with this picture, sorry, I’m on here writing too much today
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote: This caption writer has been funny lately, so smart. They had that other painfully unfunny guy, and then, bam! they released the funny, and the other guy/girl is back. Who writes these? I’ve always thought it was Gav.... that tart, smart, funny, occasionally bitchy sting.... always thought it was him, but who knows? Then again, it could be anyone trained to write in that style. Then again I thought maybe it had to be a woman, because it struck me that the eye for clothing and detail could only be a woman’s eye. Then again, maybe Gav transcends gender. Anyone know who writes these? Always wanted to know.
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote: is this the preview for the next jackie chan movie?
dangerboy, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: the one on the right just get hit in teh eye
jnevs, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: are they wrestling with a man or woman
komodo, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: shit gets rough when 7-11 runs out of free slurpees on july 11th.
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: @ drivenbyboredom.
NO I don’t wanna help you. Why? Spam doesn’t put me in a helpful state of mind. I don’t care about you or your shit
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: Lawson’s 7-11 in Japan. Those dudes are the working poor beating on some shoplifter in nike dunks?
Silent Running, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote: Yeah Kwan! Fuck him up!
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote: That’s not japan, it’s mainland china.
drivenbyboredom, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote: Hey guys. Wanna help me mock my friends? drivenbyboredom.com/?page_id=4754
miscreant, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote: This is a Japanese game show loosely based on the American "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" advertising campaign.
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote: an M-80, a coupla smokebombs, some hydrogen sulfide- clear out the entire store-- NEXT!!!
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote: Lawsons fucking rule!
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote: Lawson Store in Japan!
Those guys are Nazis!
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote: i hope he made it out. push and run, kid! then just keep running some more and you’ll be fine
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote: he pulled the oldest trick in the book. the realemon juice to the eye and a quick headbutt to the backup. i hope he’s getting more than a slushpuppie out of all this.
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote: Hold up. There was a Chinatown gang that wasn’t represented in The Warriors? What the fuck?
greeksalot, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote: the snack narcs need to invest in better, or at least more intimidating, uniforms
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote: i bet they have crazy ass ballcaps in asian gas stations.
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote: Sweep the leg, Hideki!
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote: how can dudes with pink zippers try to keep someone from getting their ice cream?
