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I swear, if I have to listen to one more of these neat-freak hippies blather on about his non-chlorinated detergent or his intestine cleanser or how spic and span the walls of his anal cavity are I am going to catch his farts, hold him down, and pop them in his mouth.

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Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote:
omg does he have a baby in that sling around him ?
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
"ugh, he seems all neat and such, except for his hair which looks like it smells of wet animal"

and don’t forget that his scrotum smells of limburger cheese and taint sweat.
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
what are neat freak hippies? are they actually yuppie hippies who are obsessed with health and organic shit or are they just crusties who have managed to obtain a fresh set of man child clothes?
komodo, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
what happened to communes? let’s get these people out of the cities and back to nature where they claim to want to be.
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
ugh, he seems all neat and such, except for his hair which looks like it smells of wet animal
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
@ Taylor Gibbons

loser
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
@ Taylor Gibbons

I think rolled up baggy ethnic trowsers would look really great on you!
Taylor Gibbons, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
And yet still however though I want those pants though.
Silent Running, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
In my fantasy, there’s a member of the East German Polizei in full riot gear about to swing his truncheon into a kidney from the right of the photo.
malathion, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
that’s impressive . i bet he shits out bars of organic cruelty free soap .
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
wtf is a neat-freak hippie
turd to your mother, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
i wish he had a trail of dinglebubbies
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
i think if you are a bad shoe you get reincarnated as a teva. i can’t think of a worse level than teva.
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
he’s only wearing four pieces of clothing yet somehow he managed to make three of them the worst possible pieces.
gnarwhal, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
you think that’s bad? you should see the ones when he’s in the bathtub.
cynthia, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
he has a pet butterfly on his arm.
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
I secretly am jealous that hippies get to run around in their pj’s all day and it is considered "in style"
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
the tevas really bring this whole picture together
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
oh god what is he venting about? he’s like the jew-hating-crazy-dude-on-bedford-in-training.
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
neat-freak hippie? thats an oxymoron if I’ve ever heard one
rufiomania, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
this dork took up three spots locking his hula hoop to the bike rack.
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
Okay, so I’ll drop the dirty part. Now they are just Fucking Hippies.
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
the smarter thing would be to catch his farts and rub them in his greasy, nasty hippie hair. he needs the clean there the most
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
it had to be a pretty massive fart if the bubble was able to escape through his pants
lazy eyez killa, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
you must have a very delicate touch if you can catch those farts. they also pop all over my shirt when i try to catch them. then you need some powerful detergent to get the flax fart out of your clothes.
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
maybe this is what whitney houston meant when she was talking about "doodie bubbles."
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
fasting one day a week can actually significantly improve your health

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