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DOS & DON'TS

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa. Not trying to tell you what you can and can’t do with that face, but maybe you should leave the tricycling through the Red Light district in a raincoat to someone a shade less skeezy. Right now you’re making my ass clench so hard I’m worried my next dump will be glass. Comments/Enlarge | See all


They can repeat any dialogue from any DVD boxset ever released in the history of sitting on the couch and merging disgustingly into the same sweaty delivery pizza sweating, cat litter stinking, 8 years into this and still no kids, crazed relationship of a catastrophe of disappointment. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Dear Sparkles, will you be my genie? (She's considering it!)

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Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote:
what a delight
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote:
stupid racists.

i wish i was friends with this girl. she looks like she could bring fun anywhere.
whoah, on Jul 18, 2009 wrote:
Debo’s kid sister!
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
Holy shit I don’t know what to think
highpeoplemagic, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
This is what everyone would look like if Oprah’s advice were followed to the letter
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
just go away anonymous you f^cking attention wh0re. You can’t stay away you sound like sarah f^cking palin
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
We’ve had some good memories. Remember the Punky June carter? I do...
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
Dos and Donts is officially over. No longer will I check back regularly since the same old unfunny shit sits on here for dayz. RIP
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
hi mom, it’s true. n1ggers don’t like trippin out, they might end up smiling and then someone would take a picture and wreck their rep.
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
Pop Off son! Is this Tanesha from Bad girl CLub?
your mom, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
"n1ggers smoke dirt weed - it’s a fact"

does anyone else have any thoughts on this matter?
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
i think this is like an iceberg. there is ten times more under the photo that isn’t visible right now.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
"my eyelashes caught on fire once when I was lighting a joint.... this is basically what they look like..all singed and frayed"

really? mine sizzled and half of it was gone.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
whoever said something about wasabi peas is my new here. i’m over here drooling and my sinuses cleared up only thinking about it.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
didn’t vice use to update these photos everyday, or did this writer commit suicide too?
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
my eyelashes caught on fire once when I was lighting a joint.... this is basically what they look like..all singed and frayed
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
good call this is certainly a genie if i ever saw one. three wishes: lifetime supply of wasabi peas, a franchise based on a cartoon of myself, and a belt that i can wedge between by tits and my liqour engorged stomach.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
either she is a giant or those fairy wings are teeny tiny. I think she’s probably a giant.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
Gorgeous crackhead.
Shelby, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
sometimes i wish i could ask pictures questions, like "where are the best collards around here?" and "you like lemonade don’t you?" and "can i party with your skirt?"
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
That idiot Johnny Ryan was the death of it.
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
Dos and Donts is officially over. No longer will I check back regularly since the same old unfunny shit sits on here for dayz. RIP
Anonymous, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
Dear Vice, you suck... (consider that.)
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
We’ll always have Paris.
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
in ten years she will have an unneeded handicapped tag and walk really slowly through crosswalks and give guys like me nasty looks
TonyFunfetti, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
Bona killah
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
whats she so mad about??
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
she looks like a dodo bird. she’s got wings but there’s no way she’s taking off.
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
most do but she doesn’t. she smokes primo with pixie dust instead of coke. still follows with a newport though.
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
n1ggers smoke dirt weed - it’s a fact
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