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Remember that scene in the movie Twister when the tornado touched down right in the middle of the douchebag factory and sprayed hot, unhomogenized douche all over the countryside?

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Anonymous, on Oct 22, 2009 wrote:
look at the people in the back .... people on the way to a stupid Bad-taste party what is defenetly a donīt !°
Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2009 wrote:
take off the coats, sunglassics, hat, scarf, calvin klein boxers. they could start a rude 1977 punk band then ala the Weirdos.
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
Also, I think I want to get high with highpeoplemagic.
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
I know this thread is probably dead by now but... If Larsvon is the former Vane$$a, I have to say in his/her defense that (s)he has had some classic moments over the years. If it’s not Vane$$a, it’s a dead-on imitation of that style. Problem is, there is a whole new batch of funny people here who are quicker and better now... mainly because they just get in, make their joke, and get out... like classic humorists.. it’s refreshing. Whereas that agitprop stuff, which goes on and on, is a schtick that has gotten stale, if it was ever that good to begin with. I have to apologize for even mentioning any of this, though, because mentioning It only seems to feed It and make It stronger, because it feeds on the Blood of Attention.
Lomax, on Jul 12, 2009 wrote:
fuck those sun glasses.
Anonymous, on Jul 12, 2009 wrote:
Aight I’m going to coin the term
PHASHION to explain the indulgence of this day in age. PHASHION.
Here it from a don’t id=1428

m/r
taro, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
The only reason this is a DON’T is because they’re not wearing enough AA shit. The truth hurts, don’t it?
highpeoplemagic, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
you can’t scare someone into believing you are cool, unless the victims are those naive retarded girls who love to yell "life is too short not to yell an encouraging adage" and "cool is acting cool" but mutter under their breath "I am desperate for contact of any kind, and should be pitied"
TheDon, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
I hate shutter shades, and what teh fuck is the guy on the left supposed to be showing off?
Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2009 wrote:
At the risk of being subjected to one of Larsvon’s mind-scorchingly witty insults, I gotta say this Johnny guy comes across as a weak and watery imitation of you-know-who’s do’s and don’ts.
Anonymous, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote:
sweetheart, you really need to get over the whole douche thing. it isn’t funny anymore.
Fat Lips McGee, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote:
Damit! I made a comment without taking the time to read through the thoroughly mundane battle of "Larsvon Vs The World" and inadvertantly revealed my lack of interest in this chain of "memorable" comments... Now where’s that next button...
Fat Lips McGee, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote:
"Trust me Rufus, standing with your legs apart more than necessary will compensate for ANY doubts about your homosexuality. See!
rufiomania, on Jun 30, 2009 wrote:
haaaaaaa!!!!! making threats about someone on a message board. you guys are the weakest most pathetic people i have ever seen. i don’t give a fuck if you want to remain anonymous but you are really going to go after larsvon (one of the funniest people here) and say he/she isn’t going to be pretty any more. do you know how fucking pathetic you sound you blathering fool?

i bet you listen to fucking mr. big and eat oatmeal cream pies whilst fingerbanging your pet goat’s shaved asshole.
Anonymous, on Jun 30, 2009 wrote:
they look kewl
Anonymous, on Jun 30, 2009 wrote:
i think vice is punishing us.
Anonymous, on Jun 29, 2009 wrote:
oh no! larsvon is talking shit about the anonymous writers, but who the fuck is this "larsvon"? this oblivious fuck is just as anonymous as anyone including his retarded counterpart rufiomania, but with a prettier profile. I’m looking for you the so called "larsvon". When I find you, you won’t be pretty anymore.
joey carrera, on Jun 29, 2009 wrote:
please. these guys aren’t even close to being as douchey as i’m is. shiet. with skin and hair that looks as good as mine these fucks don’t stand a chance against me. fucking retards.
Anonymous, on Jun 28, 2009 wrote:
<script>alert("I like chips");</script>
jnevs, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
The dude on the right is an optical illusion while I’m pretty sure the guy on the left’s pants are an autostereogram... if you look hard enough there’s an image of a boat
Larsvon, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
Anonymousse should get a disease that slowly and painfully kills her sex bits so she can’t reproduce in my opinion. That would be best.
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
Gotta love douche tornados..we have them frequently in Toronto.
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
Johnny Ryan should get a disease that slowly and painfully kills him in my opinion. That would be best.
rufiomania, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
i could still aim my pee through those slots. come a little closer you dweebscrotes.
Larsvon, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
m/r: Your mother douches with gasoline and lights her pussy farts with a blowtorch. It’s the reason you look like a burned shitcake sandwich.
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
Dear Larsvon,
you’re now cool. we have certificates made but not for ball suckers like you. I could careless about this Don’t and now just want to appreciate and acknowledge the embarrassment larsvons influence is on Vice. I’ve talk to your mommmy and she told me she’s setting up a spanking appointment to spank your little hiny.
xoxox

m/r
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
Goddamn. Vane$$a really sucks.
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
i wonder where he reads his insults...
mushybees, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
They can do what they like in my book, as it would appear they are friends with a FUCKING LEOPARD WIZARD!
Larsvon, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
YOU HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASS PONY!
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