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These new hybrid cars run on electricity and pussy gas.

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Anonymous, on Jul 24, 2009 wrote:
Pussy gas? I believe the term is "queef"
Anonymous, on Jul 19, 2009 wrote:
NICK SICK DRINKS PUSSY JUICE!!
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote:
Its funny how being sexy is inversely porportionate to how hard you try.
Anonymous, on Jul 10, 2009 wrote:
why is sex NOT one of your major goals? you’re just here to be a good person and leave a nice legacy? ppppfffffttttthahahaha
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
veerry nice
highpeoplemagic, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
why is sex a major goal?
Nick Sick, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
pussy is an italian energy drink. no joke. i drank it.
country fried steak, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
haters!
Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote:
"That’s a lambo, not an XJ220. XJ220 has full-hub wheels, doorhandles, and a more-or-less straight-edge profile (unlike this, which is slightly concave along the bottom). Furthermore, the rear wheel-well is classic Lamborghini cutout. "

if you say so, senór tiny dick.
lovehandles, on Jul 5, 2009 wrote:
there could not be a greater statement of quido douchery than owning this car. oop i guess there is.
Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2009 wrote:
That’s a lambo, not an XJ220. XJ220 has full-hub wheels, doorhandles, and a more-or-less straight-edge profile (unlike this, which is slightly concave along the bottom). Furthermore, the rear wheel-well is classic Lamborghini cutout.
turd to your mother, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote:
funny that the company chose this car since pussy is the only reason someone would ever buy it.
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
Wasn’t this already done, but on a more ostentatious level in Kill Bill?
rufiomania, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
are dump fucks like dump trucks?
Anonymous, on Jun 24, 2009 wrote:
pussy is an energy drink like red bull you dump fucks!!
Anonymous, on Jun 23, 2009 wrote:
I hope Johnny Ryan has a good portion of self-confidence...
lazy eyez killa, on Jun 23, 2009 wrote:
i’ve heard of knocking the dust off a pussy but i never expected to be left in the dust by one.
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
meaybe they meant covered in pus.

iron pus
irony pussy
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
Expensive car with pussy written on it’s side, that’s what Johnny Ryan considers a do. Nothing to add i think. Except my sincere hopeful wish that this untalented asshole dies as soon as possible (preferably painfully and lonely).
Anonymous, on Jun 20, 2009 wrote:
jag xj220. that makes me cool right!? johnny, fuck off and rim your dad
Anonymous, on Jun 20, 2009 wrote:
Dear Jesus, Can Johnny Ryan please die a long winded lonely death in abject poverty?
Thanks Jesus, you’re the best!!
Anonymous, on Jun 20, 2009 wrote:
lambo?
malathion, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
simon cowell ( msp ) has one , and he enjoys getting sucked off by toothless meth head parking attendants while he pretends to be calling up paula and propositioning her for dirty anal sex . it is impressive .
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
did this guy johnny ryan win some sort of sweepstakes contest? Vice is probably kicking themselves for this idea.
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
dear Bogart - haha, nigga said ’n word’. What are you, an anchorwoman?
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
a total fail. LAME and BORING.
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
If that beast came in hot pink I’d try and fuck it.
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
LAME!!!!
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
that self-portrait of johnny ryan is golden
blackbetty, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
so how many mile do you get to a gallon of pussy gas. im guessing that would take a lot of pussy and i dont even want to think about what the pumpstation would look like.
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