Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
i like his calves :) i think 40 year old, divorced women would totally dig this guy. |
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Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
C’mon man this a definite do. its like he’s serenading the mermaids. |
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| place kicker, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
what’s 90s about this? the saxophone? the jeans? yeah, it HAS to be the jeans. |
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Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote:
that is so 90’s |
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Anonymous, on Aug 10, 2009 wrote:
In spite of all his faults, I must thank Johnny Ryan for introducing the word "jazzalanche" into the English language. Thanks, dude! |
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| highpeoplemagic, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
this is like the dream you get when you fall asleep to easy listening and "sounds of the surf" |
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| lovehandles, on Jul 5, 2009 wrote:
i played the saxaphone for 10 years. it is physically impossible to play any song written after 1983. |
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Anonymous, on Jul 4, 2009 wrote:
I wonder if he knows "careless whisper"? |
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| b3nn3, on Jul 4, 2009 wrote:
is a unique not unlike the rest of us allowed to go about his uniqueness without quibble? perhaps not when he’s this obviously fkn gu-hey...6 toes eh...hrmmm |
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Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2009 wrote:
Johnny Ryan is a fag |
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Anonymous, on Jun 29, 2009 wrote:
carribean kenny G right here is swooning the waves ashore |
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Anonymous, on Jun 29, 2009 wrote:
sorry johnny ryan, you’re served a six toed jazz man on a silver plate but you fail to take advantage of he. Shame on thee! |
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Anonymous, on Jun 29, 2009 wrote:
1-2-3-4-5-6 yup! wonder if hes written any music about that extra toe? |
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Anonymous, on Jun 28, 2009 wrote:
rockin hairdo |
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Anonymous, on Jun 28, 2009 wrote:
Holy fuck he does have 6 toes! Jazz mutant! |
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Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
how is this a don’t? there is nothing cooler than jazz. but there is nothing less cool than playing jazz by yourself on rocks. |
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Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
Holy fuck he does have 6 toes! Jazz mutant! |
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Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
Six toe! |
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Anonymous, on Jun 23, 2009 wrote:
Is this a photo of Johnny Ryan?? |
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Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
Registered Sax Offender? |
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Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
HOLY SHIT! HE DOES HAVE SIX TOES!! FREEEEKY!!! |
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Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
Holy fuck he does have 6 toes! Jazz mutant! |
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Anonymous, on Jun 21, 2009 wrote:
Holy fuck he does have 6 toes! Jazz mutant! |
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Anonymous, on Jun 21, 2009 wrote:
that dude’s foot has 6 toes |
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Anonymous, on Jun 20, 2009 wrote:
Fuck off, Johnny Ryan. |
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Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
haha it looks like the corner of the rock next to his head is a judges wig |
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Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
^ This guy looks like the type of guy who took up playing saxophone after seeing "Karl Denson and the Greyboy Allstars" play in some ski town bar because of how many girls were at the show.
He looks like the type guy who would ruin the flavor of some nice green bud by putting it in some clogged and resonated wood pipe.
He looks like that dude at the party who would act "all conscious and spiritual" yet would be the first guy to hit on anybodies girlfriend the minute they weren’t around.
This guy probably tries "professional hacky sack maneuvers" while wearing Teva sandals.
This dude is currently thinking about growing dreadlocks.
This guy will let you know when he’s wearing hemp clothes or jewelry.
This guy rides a Burton while wearing all Burton gear, his best friend is a telemark skier.
This guy has a wardrobe of fleece zip ups.
Every now and then this guy will break out some Adidas sweat-suits and try to act old school. |
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Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
I really hate knowing the in’s and out’s of mating in California. |
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Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
Pleeeeease no more guests. This guy is awful. |
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