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If you knocked an ice-cream cone out of this guy’s hand he’d pick it up off the ground and eat it just to spite you.

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Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote:
The shoes and rolled up pants make it too... hipster

A DO with not rolled up pants and neutral shoes
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
this guy could kill you with one finger. Hiy yah!
Anonymous, on Oct 10, 2009 wrote:
This guy’s got perfect symmetry
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
Flawless.
Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2009 wrote:
what a beauty
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2009 wrote:
if he’s going to begin reenlisting the mongolian army then where the fuck do i sign up?
Anonymous, on Aug 10, 2009 wrote:
I only wish I were Asian and sexy enough to rock this look.
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote:
holy fuck this guy gives me a girl boner. dododododo me now.
Anonymous, on Jul 12, 2009 wrote:
If you knocked his ice cream he’d probably stab you
highpeoplemagic, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
everything works but the black nail polish
country fried steak, on Jul 8, 2009 wrote:
omg, he did the fold and roll on his pants. so 1989
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
come on, that jacket is awesome! it’s like "i lettered in camus, cretin!"

fruitifying american institutions is always ok in my book.
TheDon, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
I dont care how stylish its supposed to be, anyone that wears a letterman jacked after the age of 18 is a douche
lovehandles, on Jul 5, 2009 wrote:
douche. squinty model face atop asian slant. his eyes are negative open.
Anonymous, on Jul 4, 2009 wrote:
That man looks good. His jacket makes me drool.
Anonymous, on Jul 3, 2009 wrote:
FUCK JOHNNY RYAN!
Anonymous, on Jun 30, 2009 wrote:
paulo...looking good
Anonymous, on Jun 28, 2009 wrote:
>>Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
all the racially belittling comments, no matter how clever or witty or hipsterly ironic or self deprecating are fucking retarded. grow up.


this anonymous is clearly a small dick, black thin hair, asian kid.
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
he’s wonderful
rufiomania, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
this guy just brainwashed me through the computer screen like jedi mind tricks but with the gentle touch of an asian masseuse with pillow fingers
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
all the racially belittling comments, no matter how clever or witty or hipsterly ironic or self deprecating are fucking retarded. grow up.
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
Its definitely NOMAD TORONTO.
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
This looks like a United Colors of Benetton ad. Maybe even GAP or OLD NAVY.
Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
wait, no no. THIS is johnny ryan.
Anonymous, on Jun 24, 2009 wrote:
an asian wearing a leatherman jacket. wow, totally lacking of context; do asians even play sports?
Anonymous, on Jun 23, 2009 wrote:
anybody know what boots those are?

KELR
Anonymous, on Jun 23, 2009 wrote:
i gotta pick me up a pair of those boots. this guys a blackie chan
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
omg i would so fuck him.
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
what a contrived piece of shit.
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
"fob jap-gook"? Jesus man, modicum of decorum.
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