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He's either pulled off the mother of all one-night-stand escapes, or Inspector Gadget just entered the square and is slowly walking toward the target.

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Anonymous, on Jul 28, 2009 wrote:
he’s like a hipster grimace
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2009 wrote:
he is the evil pieman from strawberry shortcake and he will eat your pie. and by pie i mean vagina. and he’ll be really bad at it.
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote:
hubris alright
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
he looks like a campy captain jack sparrow
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
pulled off dressing like a mother on a one night stand
Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
i dont even think Gogol Bordello could be proud of this mess
Anonymous, on Jul 5, 2009 wrote:
How the fuck is this a DO?
Anonymous, on Jul 4, 2009 wrote:
Start wearing purple?
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
No one has ever been more of a don’t. CHILL OUT WITH UNIQLO.
Anonymous, on Jun 23, 2009 wrote:
There’s so much purple here I can’t cope. Get him out of my face
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
He looks like some exiled royal from the House of Douche Bag.
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
The dickless-pants look really needs to go back to where ever the fuck it came from.
Anonymous, on Jun 18, 2009 wrote:
I’ve worn it better.
malathion, on Jun 17, 2009 wrote:
his gimp is just out of sight , on that leash . walking by , you’d think it was wacky german street performance art , but you’d be dead wrong my friend .
thewaythecookiecrumbles, on Jun 17, 2009 wrote:
You know, from the neck down, I’d probably believe this was a chick, and a stylish one at that.
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2009 wrote:
Willy wonka got a new hat!
Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote:
i can tell from this picture that this man’s accent would have the razor burn on a gay man’s ass stand on end.
Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote:
ooooooh now i understand why the purple people eater got into business
Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote:
heath ledger is alive!
Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote:
I would.
Anonymous, on Jun 13, 2009 wrote:
this breaks so many rules and not even in a good way. thumbs down, vice.
zerotransfat, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
what the fuck is a hipster now anyway? why are people still using that word? jesus christ, it’s been twisted and redefined and fucked with so much that nobody can define what it is anymore.
megabreath, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
he looks like a graduate student teacher assisting in gypsy studies.
captain cheesepuff, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
i was about to rail on this guy and then it hit me... this is pretty awesome. as long as he didn’t completely fuck it up with a dog sweater or something this is pretty wonderful.
Anonymous, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
I’m going with the one night stand, nice pink pants and boots, hipster!
hi fructose, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
wait. this is dr. claw? i’m disappointed.
country fried steak, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
he’s been drinkin too much go-go juice
electricboogaloo, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
oh look, joker decided to clean himself up
Anonymous, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
One time my friend was dating a guy like this so I had sex with her so she’d feel guilty and leave him
greeksalot, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
His blouse is really enhances his man-tits. Good for him!
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