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Wow, they found a way to simultaneously combine their love of D&D with public sex and my laughter with dry heaving.

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Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
Retiring in a WTF cum LOLWUT stylee: +1
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote:
funny, he looks like helge schneider.

hell – he IS helge schneider!
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote:
funny, he looks like helge schneider.

hell – he IS helge schneider!
enstigator, on Aug 28, 2009 wrote:
holy shit she just cast a spell forever voided me of getting hard
Anonymous, on Aug 7, 2009 wrote:
superheroes from the planet whatthefuck.
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote:
gross you can see lumps in there. wait, i just realized that could apply to so many things in this picture. ugh.
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote:
for some stupid reason i just thought about what their bedsheets smell like. gulp.
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote:
I found these people on Queen St. W. in Toronto. Thanks Vice for publishing my photo. I knew these fuckers would get in!
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote:
Really gross, like really. Although, I’d maybe watch her pee into his distended anus for recreational value
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2009 wrote:
Merry Christmas from the Johnsons!
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2009 wrote:
eye gouger
Anonymous, on Jul 17, 2009 wrote:
I feel bad for their grandchildren.
Anonymous, on Jul 4, 2009 wrote:
I´d love to be the meat in this sandwich.
Gheyman, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote:
cool
Anonymous, on Jun 23, 2009 wrote:
Dear Vice, where do u find these people?
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
So these are the two behind all if the swingers posts on Craigslist I answer with pictures of my friends.
Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
Which one’s the dude?
malathion, on Jun 17, 2009 wrote:
they have serious prosthetic limb fetishes . i bet she’s an amputee and reams his a-hole with the neat stuff they buy together at the shows like the one they’re outside of in that pic .
Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote:
he looks like a washed up wrestler from the wrestlemania days
Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote:
she would actually look better naked. as is, it’s like she has framed and matted her repulsive features.
Anonymous, on Jun 13, 2009 wrote:
hes a total babe
Anonymous, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
They sort of say fuck you.. which is ok, but i think in real life it’d be a bit too much
Anonymous, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
I feel kinda ill, excuse me one sec..
tallywacker, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
i’d say the chances that they have both done meth are through the fucking roof. i would bet my life on it.
dingo dick, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
her boots say "fuck me" and his say "i have"
Anonymous, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
i hope they dont have kids. that would just be cruel.
Anonymous, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
is is one of those "if you try this on you must purchase it" places. god i hope so.
hi fructose, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
would it matter? look at the rest of her. a knob would be a novelty which could only help her cause. it looks like someone put a spell on her for god’s sake.
Anonymous, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
is something fucked up with her arm? i keep thinking there is a knub under the sleeve.
Anonymous, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
If my future involves me in public in underwear and a cape, I’m just fine with that.
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